warrior princess

Arabella's got a 70's head But she's a modern lover It's an exploration, she's made of outer space And her lips are like the galaxy's edge And her kiss the colour of a constellation falling into place

[abelardosm]

“Time doesn’t mean anything, Roxanne. I thought they taught you all that in your training courses or did you forget everything when they handed over a nice shiny title?”

[radicalroxanne]

“I almost forgot how much I didn’t miss your little philosophical insights. For your sake I’m going to interpret that comment as a ‘congratulations! so happy for your promotion!’” 

[abelardosm]

“Of course not. Have any of the professors scolded you for being out of class yet?”

[radicalroxanne]

Rox clutched at her heart, “You’re so funny that I can’t even express just how amused I am in a laugh alone. I’ve been working here for a whole year, enough of the student crap, thanks.” 

[abelardosm]

“I forgot how much I didn’t miss this place.”

[radicalroxanne]

“Careful Abe, you don’t want to seem too enthusiastic.” 

[dominic-krum]

“Is small talk really necessary?”

[radicalroxanne]

“Didn’t realise you knew how to big boy talk is all. Thought you were still stuck on the small words.” 

[bryn-henderson]

“Your great aunt Mildred.” 

[radicalroxanne]

“It’s Muriel actually. God Bryn, it’s like you don’t even care about my extremely extensive family.” Roxanne snorted, before moving in for a hug. “What’s up girl? How’s school-free life feel?” 

[tlxpin-blog1]

“You look wonderful,” he said with big smile on his lips just before their lips united for a longer kiss. After rolling down the him, he was under Roxanne, whose eyes shone brighter then the sun itself. “I bet I already have sand in my shorts,” he said with a big smile and kissed her neck.

“You know, right now I think that idea to stay in bed for a little bit longer would have been a better idea,” he said as he slowly stood up, helping Roxy as well. “Do you want a piggy ride?”

[radicalroxanne]

Roxanne placed her hands on either side of Teddy’s head, burying her fingers in the soft sand and beaming down at him, unable to stop smiling for even a second. “Shouldn’t have worn shorts then.” She joked, unable to stop herself from giving him a big kiss before they both got to their feet, her wrapping her hand with his instantly, shoulder bumping his. 

“We can always go back to it if you want.” She said, tilting her head up and pressing a hand to her forehead so she could look at Teddy without the sun’s glare in her eyes. Without even answering she moved behind him, hands on his shoulders so she could jump onto his back. “Onwards my steed! To infinity and beyond.”

[bryn-henderson]

radicalroxanne

“Oi, you with the hair and the face.” She called out, a cheeky grin fixed upon her features. “Care to help a graduating girl out?”

[radicalroxanne]

“Uh, who are you again?” 

[tlxpin-blog1]

radicalroxanne

Teddy climbed up the sand hill and stopped, to wait for Roxanne, who was behind a few steps. At the beginning of the summer he did not even expect to have a free weekend, which he could spend with his girlfriend and now, here they were, by the seaside, relaxed, like nothing was happening there, back home.

“Have I told you that you look amazing?” He asked and wrapped his arm around her waist, pecking her in the lips.

[radicalroxanne]

The sand was running in between her toes, the sun shining bright and warm against her bare back. For the first time in a very long while, Roxanne felt completely relaxed, not waiting for a Magi attack, not on the lookout for anything suspicious. Just blissfully happy, with Teddy’s arms around her, the two of them smelling of the sea.

“Yes, but you can tell me again.” She smiled, deepening the kiss before pushing Teddy down, so that the two of them went rolling down the hill. 

[radicalroxanne]

☁

oh look teddy might be going off to do something dangerous it’s a good thing i was walking in this general direction anyway whilst holding a bat. oh look a pretty girl is talking to teddy let’s just make sure they can see me swing this bat behind his back. 

goddamn it i hate you so much sometimes who gave you a right to have eyes like that

is your face naturally that way or did you purposefully make it unbearably cute you absolute whore. 

time to see if i can give you a boner whilst you lecture a class. 

[radicalroxanne]

send me a ☠ for a zombie apocalypse au:

You have forsaken All the love you've taken Sleepin' on a razor There's nowhere left to fall Your body's aching Every bone is breakin' Nothin' seems to shake it It just keeps holdin' on

Hogwarts prom, 2021, the worst thing that you’d expect to happen would be some unexpected pregnancies or teenagers with magical hangovers that last a week long. Not the start of the Apocalypse. 

Roxanne and Dominic had mutually decided to go together, although Roxanne had a undisputable objection to slow dancing and the handholding and cute gestures lasted approximately twenty seconds before the both of them got sick of it. But there was booze, and they liked each other’s company, especially in dimly lit corners of the Great Hall where the supervising teachers couldn’t see them. So at least there was that. 

It happened about two hours into the party, just when Roxanne was commenting to Dom that surely this whole ordeal couldn’t get much worse than this, the screaming started somewhere on the dancefloor and was immediately drowned out by the heavy bassline of the music. No-one thought much of it, it was prom after all, just people getting overly excited. But Roxanne was about as paranoid as they came, and so to Dom’s embarrassment she clambered onto their table, peering over the heads of hundred of loved up and drunk teenagers to see what the commotion was about. 

“Dom..” She started, looking down at him with wide eyes. “We need to get the fuck out of here, now.” The boy looked up at her tiredly, there had been too many instances when Roxanne had freaked out over nothing for him to really take her seriously. “What happened? Oh no wait, let me guess, Voldemort staged his return to coincide with the Hogwarts prom.” She glared and hopped down from the table, grabbing him by the arm and pulling him to the exit, already reaching into her bag to hoist out her trusty beaters bat. “Don’t be such a fuckhead, just listen to me for once alright? We need to alert everyone to get out right now.” Dominic eyed the bat with some suspicion as he was pulled along, and dug his heels into the floor to bring them to a stop. “What the hell, Rox? Why the fuck did you bring a bat to prom? What’s going on?” As he spoke there were more screams, and this time the crowd started moving in a way that wasn’t natural, the dancers at the edges backing away and running for the nearest exits. Dominic turned around to gape at the sight, peering through the neon lights until he finally saw it, a girl covered in blood and yanking at the body of her date, tearing him apart and stuffing his flesh into her mouth. “Now if you don’t want me to do that to you, and believe me I’m tempted,” Roxanne hissed, giving Dominic a firm tug. “You’ll fucking move.” 

They had to fight their way out of the door, Roxanne barking orders at curious ghosts who loitered overhead, telling them to wake up the teachers that weren’t here, telling them they needed to make sure that the school was secure. The two of them got together with four others to throw together a makeshift barricade down the hall, helping the last of the prom kings and queens to scale it before letting loose with all the weapons they had at their disposal. It soon became apparent that magic was doing absolutely nothing, and so with a beaters bat and a sword stolen from one of the suits of armour the two of them ran at the oncoming storm of the dead, to protect Maria, to protect the Weasleys and the Potters, and to protect each other. 

dominic-krum

[radicalroxanne]

[rosierthevictor]

“I never would’ve guessed.” He smiled. “That’s certainly good to know.”

[radicalroxanne]

Roxanne patted him on the shoulder with a small, proud flick of her curls. “Yeah, whilst I’m around you can be certain that this school is safe, no doubt about it.” 

[dominic-krum]

[radicalroxanne]

“Wow, you’re so much more likable when words aren’t coming out your mouth.” 

[ofhugoweasley]

“Is there a wrong way to swing a bat?”

[radicalroxanne]

“Ah, young one. You have so much to learn.” 

[tlxpin-blog1]

“I choose the wrong time to get drunk,” he repeated, this time under his breath, so Roxy wouldn’t hear. He didn’t like to make wrong choices and decisions in front of others and in front of Roxanne it was even worse. She seemed so amazing, even with all her flaws, and he sometimes felt like he was trying to look other than he was. “Will you kiss me until I sober up?” He whispered her in the ear playfully. He wanted at least a few happy moments now, when shit was going down.

[radicalroxanne]

Roxanne tilted her head towards him, pursing her lips playfully as she pretended to think over his request. A side of Roxanne that wasn’t usually seen was brought out whenever she came into contact with Teddy, she went from snarky soldier to giggling teenager in about two seconds flat. In a way, it was almost as though he was giving her the best gift of all, a chance to be carefree that she hadn’t had all her life. Tugging him down by his tie, Roxanne wrapped her arms around his shoulders, pulling him in for a long, slow kiss followed by lots of playful pecks all over his face. “There, I’ve kissed all the alcohol out of you.” 

[jspxtter]

“To answer your question, yes, that’s exactly what you would want.”

“M-hm, fancy borrowing me that bat of yours? Figured I could bash his knee-caps in with it, among other things.”

[radicalroxanne]

Roxanne tutted, giving the bat a twirl. “Sure, but make sure you take good care of it. I don’t want that little prick’s blood staining my baby. Actually... that might make me look tougher, don’t you think?”

“You’re going to have to wait to beat him up though, I called first dibs. I’ll lead him to you and Teddy after stage one of my masterplan is complete.” 

[torturedmuses]

“I’ll show you at breakfast.” Turning to her cousin, Lily had her lip between her teeth. “Just, don’t kill him or do anything that’ll get you locked up. You’re not going to kill him, right?”

[radicalroxanne]

“I can make it so no-one will ever find out it was me.” Roxanne replied solemnly, bouncing her bat up and down before giving Lily a bright smile. “Kidding, kidding. I’ll see you tomorrow at breakfast, alright kiddo?”