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sorry for documenting my suffering and delusions online do you still think im hot
putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me ⦠i have to dip . i control the sauce
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dude what the fuck
hello tumblr I is back.
I READ WHAT THE RIVER KNOWS AND OMFG.
major spoilers ahead obviously.
What The River Knows has me reeling over that ending. Like what???
MAJOR SPOILERS UNDER CUT
Literally all of The Shadowhunter Chronicle romances are completely unhinged itās not even funny (I lied, itās very funny). Hereās just some examples:
William āWillā Herondale/James āJemā Carstairs + Theresa āTessaā Gray: It totally would have been a vee type polyamorous situation if it wasnāt for all the death and 1800s London society going on.
Henry Branwell + Charlotte Fairchild: How dare this misogynistic society put us together, I mean, we wanted to get together anyway, but not for those reasons. Welp, time to be as unconventional as possible.
Gabriel Lightwood + Cecily Herondale: Look, you made fun of my sister, itās only fair that I marry your sister; thatās the rules.
Gideon Lightwood + Sophia āSophieā Collins: Dad, I have a perfectly valid reason to betray you and go to the other side. What your doing is wrong and ā nO tHiS haS nOThiNG to do wiTh tHeIR mAid wHy wOUlD yoU eVEn sAy tHat?
Jesse Blackthorn + Lucie Herondale: Your request to not be brought back to life has been denied, deal with it.
James āJamieā Herondale + Cordelia Carstairs: He didnāt commit arson we were just having sex ā why are you all looking at me like thatās worse?
Anna Lightwood + Ariadne Bridgestock: Listen, thereās a lot of society going on right now, so weāre going to have to get together in secret. Oh, you donāt want to? Okay, never mind, fuck society, let me win you back real quick.
Christopher Lightwood + Grace Cartwright: Oh good, you broke into my house, now we can talk about science.
Thomas Lightwood + Alastair Carstairs: Iād really like to hate you, but I think the biggest problem with that is that I love you. Once I get over that hurdle, I think weāll be in the clear.
Lucian āLukeā Graymark + Jocelyn Fairchild: Good job on us for breaking away from the genocidal cult run by our best friend/husband; we should hook up, you know, as a reward.
Jonathan āJaceā Herondale + Clarissa āClaryā Fairchild: Ayo the same guy conducted experiments on our blood, thatās crazy; btw so glad weāre not actually siblings.
Alexander āAlecā Lightwood + Magnus Bane: Marrying each other is against the law? Okay, fine, Iām a law biding citizen. Oh oops, I made it legal. I am the law now, and I want a wedding on the beach.
Simon Lovelace + Isabelle Lightwood: It makes sense to have our engagement party on the day of my brotherās death, thatās when we really started bonding.
Helen āAlessaā Blackthorn + Aline Penhallow: Well, I guess weāre going to go in exile together. Yes, I said together; your exile is my exile, whatās mine is yours and whatās yours is mine, thatās how relationships work.
Julian Blackthorn + Emma Carstairs: Yes, itās a technical war crime to love each other, but the law itself is not really our main concern about it.
Kieran Hunter + Mark āMiachā Blackthorn + Cristina Rosales: Weāre really living that cottage core aesthetic, and all we had to do to get here was do a small war and some amnesia. Worth it.
Gwyn ap Nudd + Diana Wrayburn: Iām going to stand by just in case something happens, but it probably wonāt, she knows what sheās doing ā WHY IS SHE JUMPING OUT THE TENTH STORY WINDOW OH MY GOD WAIT
Tiberius āTyā Blackthorn + Christopher āKitā Herondale: We take cosplaying Sherlock and Watson VERY seriously, so of course we needed to go to all the most illegal places, itās only natural.
Ash Morgenstern + Drusilla āDruā Blackthorn: So anyway I saw them in a sort of fever dream like state this one time and theyāve still been on my mind for years.
this is so true šššš
They are so lucky
I have the best playlist ever
My era rn is uncategorizable. The the way I am living is unheard of
I want to sleep but I can't sleep. My brain is alive but so is my stomach and its asking for food but it's 4:30am and if I wake smn up I'll be dead but my brain hurts so it's refusing to let me sleep.
shoutout to me for ruining my own life
Hey, sad fucks from twitter.
what about sad fucks from reddit
Hey, sad fucks from r/196
Back yall
It's been crazy few months. Please make it stop.
It is not stopping. WHY IS NOT STOPPING
NEW TUMBLR UPDATE:
You can only like 4 posts a day and if you even think of reblogging we're going to blow your brains out
GUYS. GUESS WHAT. OMFG. THE CASTING. FOR PIP AND RAVI