seeing people talk about the nuances of their gender is great. like wtf you can do that with your gender???? you experience that too ???????
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seeing people talk about the nuances of their gender is great. like wtf you can do that with your gender???? you experience that too ???????
breathed wrong and my shoulder hurt so bad for a few minutes?? why am i 40 years old at 19
me normally: yeah today is a pretty good day
me when i remember i can play fun little games with my silly little friends and eat tasty little snacks:
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okay but maybe it's changed this time
"he's my girlfriend" "she's my boyfriend" ok. do you need your dick sucked
im cute :3 rb if ur cute too
gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it’d probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway
When the chronic fatigue is chronic
starting a collection
I'm having a huge surge in general mood and confidence and I have literally no idea why
Maybe its because I stopped being so fucking mean to myself
Maybe its because I started taking care of myself
Maybe its from being a slut online
Probably being a slut, most definitely.
hate it when I call myself a girl and then someone goes "you're not a girl you're nonbinary/agender" and it's like. I am whatever I say I am. freak. I am a girl I am a little guy I am the man of the owl. I am nothing. I am everything. do not presume to know me in anyway I do not know myself
If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."
"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
"I have powerful wizard magics."
Gets them every time
On it boss!!
[id: a set of 5 UNO cards upon which has been written, "Yes", "no", "I don't have a card for that", "can't talk right now 😢", and "I have powerful wizard magics 🙂". End id]
I love my girlfriend so much am cryig little bit about it
Not to brag but im fuckin stupid
In the mood to make bad choices
Wait no i gotta sleep probably