why do you fuckin follow me? lmao

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

i made you a cookie,

but i eated it.

system32,

i deleted it.

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

[soloikismos]

why did they do paternity tests on his children lmaooo

[postmarxed]

[notvoid]

[thrusticus]

[reviewbrahthings]

What did he mean by this?

[dorfs]

this is tearing my mind apart

[kushblazer666]

[auckie]

[homiedepot]

One time this guy I was talking to sent me a Snapchat of him jacking off and cumming on the floor of a subway car honestly all I could say was “oh so you’re the guy that cums on the subway huh :/” and he stopped talking to me after that

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

Opened Twitter and this was the first thing I saw

[duhedra]

hey

[duhedra]

i showed you my divine powers please respond

[weonsinnombre]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

[ratliker1917]

what if it was a nice angel’s thesis instead

[metalgearsolid2]

[vedurnan-archive]

He said this because I wouldn't tell him my hair color

[3000s]

being italian on tumblr is like being gay in the south

[insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea]

[epilepticsaints]

[penicillium-pusher]

I am losing my goddamn mind over here