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what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

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@staff give us a kiss with tongue button

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at least im a faggot

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THDI IS FUCKING KILLING MEEEE

radpangolin

This is what I look like irl. If you even care

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When they first started dating, my best friend's boyfriend was like, "I just kinda feel like you two are uncomfortably close sometimes. All of my friends agree that it's really weird, and I think we need to establish some boundaries."

And I sat him down and gave him this huge speech, like, "Listen, the ability to maintain intimate, long-lasting friendships is a sign that your partner is well-adjusted! It's a little worrying that you're feeling insecure about your partner having a healthy, normal friendship."

Only for her to walk in two seconds later and say, "This drink is disgusting, you have to try it," and, instead of offering me a sip, take a huge swig and spit it directly into my mouth from like three feet away.

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There's just so much going on here but I want to focus on the fact that this apparently happens so often that you saw her take a swig and instinctively opened your mouth for her to spit in it.

Who are you, OP? What is your life?

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Gotta @ the whole squad for this one because. Yeah @radpangolin @fragilecqpricorn @friendlyneighborhood3gg @f-r-o-g-g-i-e-s

radpangolin

When I came out to my bf as bi, he was suddenly a little uncomfortable with the way I act with all of my friends. Nowadays he's seen my friend kiss me on the lips a dozen times in the span of 5 minutes and the most he's said that he could do it with his friends better than I can with mine

Competitively gay (cishet man)

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ROUND 1 PT 1 @fragilecqpricorn VS @sp4rk-p1ug

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Voting ended onMar 2, 2023

radpangolin

Every vote for Lee is another man aggressively made out with

I won't go out of my way to eat sand, but if a little grain finds its way into my mouth, who am I to deny myself of a little treat?

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yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

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Uncharismatic Fact of the Day

Most harvestmen are actually harvestwomen! At least a dozen species of the order Opiliones are parthenogenetic, meaning the members are all females who only produce female eggs.