#asumargaery

[addisonpendragon]

text 💬 mardison

Addison: Did you know???????????

[dizzybydesignx]

text 💬 mizzy

Dizzy: Two words: fractured penis. Two more: emergency room. This is the strangest Mad Lib I've ever had the misfortune of taking part of.

[margaritaflores]

TEXT 🎀 MARG2

Rita: I know our names are somewhat similar but they're spelled differently and mean completely different things. ALSO WE LOOK NOTHING ALIKE. HOW DID SOMEONE MISTAKE ME FOR YOU????? 😡

Rita: It's official, you have to change your name!

[novafitzherbert]

If you weren't a fan of the Matchmaker's Valentine's suggestion for you, then who would you choose for yourself instead?

@margaerycharming only, you dum dum! MAYBE @oakleyoaken and @madmyrcellamim if we felt like double dating, but why would we when they’re GROSS? Oh, or @gastonlegume3 and @dizzybydesignx for a less gross double date, that works too!

[portiaratigan]

text 💬 mortia

Portia: You know what I missed over the holiday? Quality time with my favorite underclassmen. We should really schedule a little girl time and catch up.

[blackxdahlia]

Margaery Charming  - daughter of Cinderella & Prince Charming

@auradonrps

[hailstormporter]

Another day, another year of people loving and/or putting up with me. I wanted to do something different from the pints this year but I still ope you had a wonderful day and remember even if you think no one loves you, I sure do!  Customized flavors per your tastes. Love you all!!

Hailey V.

@hemimanawa @jacqueline-chavez @javierchvez @dizzybydesignx @viper-bubbles @margaerycharming @livoakens @marykatehood @racheladale @cassieadale @li-lonnie @sydneyandersen @ellecharming @maisy-macguffin @izzyslade @gastonthejr

[djcygnet]

@margaerycharming​:

As far as not-beardy wifes go, Karmen is a nice one! She’s very pretty and polite, so like, of course I’m not knocking that either, but what a legendary modern yet traditional pair we could’ve been! I don’t know if I like the term “side-lady” for Nova ,and in fact, I’d use the word “girlfriend” if we’d used it yet at all but we haven’t, but I’d love it if we had secret passages in the castle that led her to me or vice versa, oh my gosh! How fun! Adding secret passages instantly makes things 400% funner.

She also has llamas and water slides, which is cool! I mean, the polite thing makes my grandmother happy but I like it best when she’s surprising me and acting in ways you wouldn’t expect just from like, knowing her from a distance. If you were married, even in an open marriage, wouldn’t that be her? Like the law technically says she’s the side piece even if your husband doesn’t care at all! You haven’t? Why not? Does she speak a different language or something that she wants to use instead? Are you her freundin instead? I love secret passages too! Although one time I got stuck in one for five hours and was seriously scared I was going to be stuck in the dark forever until Puffin rescued me.