Life = Love

I am a riddle wrapped in mystery inside an enigma. I am hella random at times and easily distracted. Don't be surprised my blog goes from cute animals to sexy girls to Disney quotes. I may post my art and random thoughts but I second guess myself a lot so maybe not.

[weloveshortvideos]

Guillotine vs a spray paint can.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

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[barbie-cock]

this is a very very good video

[dumdolly]

omfg this video made me the happiest i have been in a while

[asideofsmiles]

Haha holy shit the things I’d do to be that dog

[pomeranian2]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m the friends.

[chessys]

i hate when people call certain dog breeds ugly like dogs dont even have a concept of beauty they only understand love and loyalty how could u project the worst of humanity onto something so pure

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being a millennial is like inheriting a burning house only to be told it’s our fault we can’t handle the heat.

[raefae]

Kinda like Obama inherited a recession and everyone blamed him instead of Busch.

[r-grimes]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧# and here we have maggies realisation after she almost died

[raefae]

If anyone is to be called a hero, it's not the one who took up a sword, it's not the one who raised a shield, nor the one who healed the wounded. Only one who truly risks their life may be called a hero.

Hermes

[raefae]

The furbies are secretly coming back as something called hatchimals

[raefae]

Me: so many things are being foreshadowed

Mom: foreshadow that's a big word

Me: .... do you not know what it means?

Mom: i know

Me: oh oka-

Mom: it's the shadow of the fore.

Me: *fell down laughing*

[dracoharry]

#girlfriends showing up at your doorstep #even if you didn’t give them your address #nothing weird

[raefae]

She's a cop it ain't that hard

[vinesnow]

[enbyho]

Little Girl: I’ve got advice for you girls out there.

Little Girl: If you have a boyfriend

Little Girl: Dump him.

Little Girl: Waste of your time.

[forfuckssakejim]

Omg so I’m at the cafe by campus and this guy came in and went to hug this chick but she went in for a fist bump

[forfuckssakejim]

OK OMG SHE SAT HIM DOWN AND SAID “I think we should break up”

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m legit 3 feet away from them pretending to be invested in my science book

[forfuckssakejim]

She said “it’s not you it’s me” and before he could respond the barista called his name. It’s Bob. Poor Bob

[forfuckssakejim]

The move was effective. The lady looks defensive

Bob has come back.

[forfuckssakejim]

It was a few minutes of awkward silence as he took a sip of his drink. It’s the same kind as mine. Meaning he ordered Hot Chocolate

[forfuckssakejim]

He started out with “You know, I think.” And I could hear this lady’s eyes roll. No one cares what you think Robert

[forfuckssakejim]

FINGERS ARE FLYING. SHE POINTING AT HIM. SHIT IS GETTING REAL.

[forfuckssakejim]

she calmed down and he legit did that thing where you steppe you fingers together in front of your mouth and take a huge breath. Bro. Leave it. It’s done. She’s too pretty for you.

[forfuckssakejim]

He freaking snapped his fingers like he’s got this grand plan to make up for things.

[forfuckssakejim]

She Said she still wants to be friends. She starts this by asking about his day

[forfuckssakejim]

Apparently something bob said made her laugh.

[forfuckssakejim]

She has not been able to say a word since she got him talking. It’s too loud in the cafe for me to make out anything even tho I’m legit behind this chick

[forfuckssakejim]

He talking about his struggles now and how much he needs her. Run lady. Run. Run far away.

[forfuckssakejim]

She tried to get up and his hAND SHOT OUT TO GRAB HERS

[forfuckssakejim]

She’s literally folded in herself. Hands not going out further than the table. Limited hand movements.

Now she’s talking about her self. He doesn’t look that invested.

[forfuckssakejim]

“well some people are bitchy” -bob

[forfuckssakejim]

Lady does not have a drink. I don’t think she planned on being here this long.

[forfuckssakejim]

Bob is again talking about himself 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 no one cares bob.

[forfuckssakejim]

Well he said something that made her laugh again. It sounded fake tho.

[forfuckssakejim]

He’s talking about school. APPARENTLY HE IS A PROFESSOR

[forfuckssakejim]

“Promiscuousness leads to disease” -Bob again.

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m done with my hot chocolate and I don’t know if the bitter taste in my mouth is from the chocolate residue I drank or my disdain for Professor Bob.

[forfuckssakejim]

She adjusted her chair so she’s further away

[forfuckssakejim]

SHE GOT UP! She went to take her purse but bob said to leave and he would watch it. I think she’s headed to the bathroom.

[forfuckssakejim]

I can’t leave! But he’s doing that voice to text thing for his phone. Talking to someone about this? Idk?

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m trying to figure out what he’s saying by looking at his lips but I suck as this. Also where are his lips?? Bob is lipless. Further proof that lizard people exist.

[forfuckssakejim]

I just noticed the lady left her phone in her purse.

Ok she’s coming back. She is pretty. Too pretty for Bob. But probs old enough to be my mom.

[forfuckssakejim]

He’s talking about his students again.

[forfuckssakejim]

She was talking and he interrupted her and she was like “I was talking” and he like flinched and he apologized. Yes queen.

[forfuckssakejim]

“but this is why this democracy is at its purest.” Wtf Bob that doesn’t make sense

[forfuckssakejim]

They’re talking so quietly now I can’t hear them.

[forfuckssakejim]

“I should have said this a long time ago. But I can’t get anyone to love me” -Bob what the fuck.

[forfuckssakejim]

“I feel like I’m projecting my self onto you” -bob once again

[forfuckssakejim]

She’s leaving! She said something about picking up her son, Kevin, from school. Good job lady!

[forfuckssakejim]

HOLY SHIT HES REACHING INTO HIS PANTS WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

[forfuckssakejim]

*pocket. But still.

HE PULLED OUT A RING BUT THE CHICK IS ALREADY OUT THE DOOR. OMG

[forfuckssakejim]

OMG OMG OMG ITS A MENS RING!! HE PUT IT ON HIS HAND HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. HES PICKING UP HIS PHONE

[forfuckssakejim]

“Hey babe, nah sorry about not answering your call. I was in a meeting with a student. I’m leaving my office now. Yeah I can pick up dinner. Is Tanner home from school yet?”

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

[cliffordsbigquestion-deactivate]

Fuck you bobert

[n0chillvibes]

this was a JOURNEY from start to finish

[raefae]

Well... I did not see that twist coming !

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we don’t accept refugees because 2 out of 100 M&M’s are poisoned then why is it OK the have “a few bad apples” in a police department?

[raefae]

I act different depending on who I'm with its not being fake it's just different people bring out certain parts of my personality.

[raefae]

Happy black cat day from the jinx crew

[bumblebyqueen-deactivated201704]

Art by https://mobile.twitter.com/RWBY_fanartnest/media

[jimzub]

When they say “The camera adds 10 pounds” they’re not kidding. Here’s the effect with different camera lenses while keeping the subject the same size.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

D E C R E A S E F A C E

[medicinehoe-blog]

I hate photography i

[taylorfart-deactivated20241002]

Okay. So are iPhone camera like 10000mm?

[cloudfreed]

depends on your iPhone, but my iPhone 4 has a focal length of 35mm

[gruncheon]

tf u still doin with an iphone 4