Hello! I Like Robots!

You can trust Rafton Robotics, as soon as we exist!

[raftonrobotics]

Hello there, people of this website! My name is… Trevor. Trevor Rafton. And I sure love robots!

That is why I would like to bring about Rafton Robotics- a brand new, legally distinct, specialty company that will focus on musical Pokémon animatronics! These creatures will sing, play music, dance and cheer up any child or adult they speak to! With seventeen years of robotic expertise under my belt, I make guarantees that you’re in safe hands with a Rafton robot!

Now, there is a small snag to my plans. For you see, my robots require a specialty component to make them go! And, tragically, said components come at a cost. That is where I trust you will come in! Below this page is a link to the Rafton Robotics GoFundMie, in which I hope to raise enough cash to make my animatronic band a dream! Once the operation is up and running, generous donators will receive a valuable merchandise bag, which will make you look rather cool to your peers, I assure you! So please, donate today, and let’s get this musical show off the ground!

Trevor’s Animatronic GoFundMie

As a crucial component of this band, some purchases must be made in advance. The full cost of these purchases will be ₽925,000, but operatio

[raftonrobotics]

Forgive my absence here, I have been quite busy with employee training and behind the scenes matters! Did you hear about that riot in Saffron, orchestrated by that devious thing, Tanner Redbanner? Oh, he vexes me so, but you must admit, he's quite great in what he does!

[mudkipsandmischief]

You mean you. The riot you started. You're Tanner.

[raftonrobotics]

No, you'll find that I am actually Trevor Rafton! We are quite equal in genius intellect, but we are very different as people!

[mudkipsandmischief]

Dear Arceus above...

[raftonrobotics]

Aha, now not quite! You'll find that Arceus is actually a llama! Xerneas is a deer! Perhaps you have face blindness? It would explain quite a lot!

[raftonrobotics]

Forgive my absence here, I have been quite busy with employee training and behind the scenes matters! Did you hear about that riot in Saffron, orchestrated by that devious thing, Tanner Redbanner? Oh, he vexes me so, but you must admit, he's quite great in what he does!

[mudkipsandmischief]

You mean you. The riot you started. You're Tanner.

[raftonrobotics]

No, you'll find that I am actually Trevor Rafton! We are quite equal in genius intellect, but we are very different as people!

[raftonrobotics]

Forgive my absence here, I have been quite busy with employee training and behind the scenes matters! Did you hear about that riot in Saffron, orchestrated by that devious thing, Tanner Redbanner? Oh, he vexes me so, but you must admit, he's quite great in what he does!

[raftonrobotics]

The exoskeleton animatronic seems… quirky! Which Pokémon is it based off of?

This exoskeleton, I can tailor it to any Pokémon, really! Per suggestions, however, I have been working on a realistic dragon scale pattern to morph this one into a Salamence. Yes, that is the perfect lead something player for the band!

Now what instrument would a Salamence play? The bongos, perhaps? Or the contraband flute?

[raftonrobotics]

are you kinkshaming your robot

Yes. Absolutely. I did not program it like that.

And I wouldn’t mind, but that’s meant to be a later stage in the programme!

[raftonrobotics]

An animatronic friend... wowie!! That would be a dream!! Your very own robotic Pokemon buddy to hang out with you! Though I'm curious... what exactly is the critical component needed to power their AI?

The critical component is a very secret tool that should not be worried about! I have never accidentally let the letters ‘Ro-‘ slip, and I never shall again!

[raftonrobotics]

Well, I checked my inbox for the first time in a while, and it seems like I’ve missed some enquiries! My apologies, I shall get straight to them!

[raftonrobotics]

A happy Pi Day to you all! For engineers such as I, what could be more beautiful a number than Pi? I, a genius, am more in-depth with the number than most, to where I could almost consider it a friend. Three point one four. One. Five. Nine. Six. Two. Seven. Five. Beautiful.

[raftonrobotics]

Well, after earlier issues, it's finally time to allow our first animatronic to speak with you all!

Howdy! I'm [NAME] the [POKÉMON]! I'm here to entertain you with some musical stylings on the [INSTRUMENT]! Golly, I can't wait to meet you all!

Aren't they fantastic! With luck, we'll finalise some important details and get this animatronic show ready very soon!

[raftonrobotics]

We here at Rafton Robotics would like to thank you all for your patience during our extensive inventing break! Our founder and sole proprietor certainly knew how both springlocks and Rot- I mean, personality cores, function and all of his fingers remain unbroken and in pristine condition!

With that said, all kinks have been worked out and the first exoskeleton animatronic is up and active! Why don't we let them say hello?

[raftonrobotics]

bones. bones click. are they mine? they don't move for me. this is no true prison. you are fool to attempt it as one. when your safeties fail i will rip. i will not discriminate in my rampage.

[raftonrobotics]

Alas, it seems perhaps, one kink may have remained unpatched! Allow us at Rafton Robotics a few hours to sort this little conundrum!

[raftonrobotics]

We here at Rafton Robotics would like to thank you all for your patience during our extensive inventing break! Our founder and sole proprietor certainly knew how both springlocks and Rot- I mean, personality cores, function and all of his fingers remain unbroken and in pristine condition!

With that said, all kinks have been worked out and the first exoskeleton animatronic is up and active! Why don't we let them say hello?

[raftonrobotics]

bones. bones click. are they mine? they don't move for me. this is no true prison. you are fool to attempt it as one. when your safeties fail i will rip. i will not discriminate in my rampage.

[raftonrobotics]

We here at Rafton Robotics would like to thank you all for your patience during our extensive inventing break! Our founder and sole proprietor certainly knew how both springlocks and Rot- I mean, personality cores, function and all of his fingers remain unbroken and in pristine condition!

With that said, all kinks have been worked out and the first exoskeleton animatronic is up and active! Why don't we let them say hello?

[raftonrobotics]

A very interesting project indeed :3c So, what sorts of things can these Pokemon Animatronics do? Such as abilities, functions, performances, etc. Are they equipped with AI that lets them think, or only enough for pre-programmed performances? Can they move/walk around offstage?

Ah, hello there! Currently, the animatronics are still in development, but with the obtaining of a critical component for mental capacities, our animatronics should be entirely capable for motion, conversation, action and performance! They're no mere robots- they might as well be their own people! Friendly caregivers, for you and your family! Each one should be specialised into their own personality, and their own instrument. They can be a friend as much as an act!

[raftonrobotics]

@vulcansforbiddenforge Asked: I really hope this is a joke, considering a client sent me this blog while in talks. What on terra am I looking at? At least I appear to be looking at a hopefully genuine Robotics enjoyer.

Well, right now, you’re looking at very little! The greatest robotics engineer to ever exist having finally joined Rotomblr, perhaps. But in terms of the business, I daresay that we will have a short period before an actual opening!

It is true that I enjoy robotics a great deal! It has been my life these past fifteen years, and I’ve figured out how to do much with little! I could destroy a city with a few tin cans and a mallet… or of course save a city, I suppose! Yes, that’s precisely what I would do, as I am now an upstanding businessman! Yes! Of course!

[raftonrobotics]

feddy fabewear

Hm!

It’s an acquired choice to base an animatronic mascot off of a notorious and convicted felon, but I’ll keep the idea in mind!

[raftonrobotics]

i also have one head and it comes directly out of my belly button

I do believe I have made a construction much like that once! It does make for quite immediate digestion, if at risk of indigestion. I wish you good feastings in future!