Test R.

That loser investigator with a Marshtomp

[weredragon-broodmother]

girls is bugs

[epicsause-official]

it really is kafkaesque

[mudkipsandmischief]

My wuife #mywiffe

[pokemonshelterstories]

this guy is sort of the...mascot? of the shiny pokemon research lab i'm interning with this summer. and i really dont like when he does this

[mudkipsandmischief]

WHITE BABY!

[mudkipsandmischief]

Sorry. That sounds. Awful. Out of context.

Look I know a guy.

[pokemonshelterstories]

this guy is sort of the...mascot? of the shiny pokemon research lab i'm interning with this summer. and i really dont like when he does this

[mudkipsandmischief]

WHITE BABY!

[betterundercontrolthenfree]

"If any of you find my uncle attractive, I'm gonna hunt you down with a long stick."

[cephalopkmn]

Ew. No. Who would..? Ghetsis??

[betterundercontrolthenfree]

"I have met people who are attracted to him. Don't ask. I don't know why. There are so many freaks."

[grafaiaiai]

[betterundercontrolthenfree]

"My Ghetsis hasn't done anything bad... yet. Besides being overly preachy. Idk man, maybe some people are attracted to...Actually I have no clue what they see in him."

[mudkipsandmischief]

He’s not even in the top fifteen hottest war criminals in the world. I’d genuinely date Gonzap before him.

and I really hope his daughter doesn’t see this because I do know her.

[ewaneneollav]

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

[segamascott]

many of you seem to live like this

[raftonrobotics]

Forgive my absence here, I have been quite busy with employee training and behind the scenes matters! Did you hear about that riot in Saffron, orchestrated by that devious thing, Tanner Redbanner? Oh, he vexes me so, but you must admit, he's quite great in what he does!

[mudkipsandmischief]

You mean you. The riot you started. You're Tanner.

[raftonrobotics]

No, you'll find that I am actually Trevor Rafton! We are quite equal in genius intellect, but we are very different as people!

[mudkipsandmischief]

Dear Arceus above...

[raftonrobotics]

Aha, now not quite! You'll find that Arceus is actually a llama! Xerneas is a deer! Perhaps you have face blindness? It would explain quite a lot!

[mudkipsandmischief]

An emoji does not exist to express the amount of suffering I am experiencing.

[raftonrobotics]

Forgive my absence here, I have been quite busy with employee training and behind the scenes matters! Did you hear about that riot in Saffron, orchestrated by that devious thing, Tanner Redbanner? Oh, he vexes me so, but you must admit, he's quite great in what he does!

[mudkipsandmischief]

You mean you. The riot you started. You're Tanner.

[raftonrobotics]

No, you'll find that I am actually Trevor Rafton! We are quite equal in genius intellect, but we are very different as people!

[mudkipsandmischief]

Dear Arceus above...

[raftonrobotics]

Forgive my absence here, I have been quite busy with employee training and behind the scenes matters! Did you hear about that riot in Saffron, orchestrated by that devious thing, Tanner Redbanner? Oh, he vexes me so, but you must admit, he's quite great in what he does!

[mudkipsandmischief]

You mean you. The riot you started. You're Tanner.

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

people are finding out my scary secrets i don't like that

[mudkipsandmischief]

Fend them off. With your scary sea crits.

[wishmaker-astra]

Why the fuck am I getting equine race betting software and statistics database access ads on here?

[mudkipsandmischief]

Do you know how many Umamusune I know? Personally? The race betting software is going through a renaissance.

[wishmaker-astra]

Ok, so. I'm missing context here

[mudkipsandmischief]

@lost-fallers-society-rotomblr hello the context

[wishmaker-astra]

Why the fuck am I getting equine race betting software and statistics database access ads on here?

[mudkipsandmischief]

Do you know how many Umamusune I know? Personally? The race betting software is going through a renaissance.

[professor-devious]

Its my birthday, everyone can tell me how much they need me bad now 💚

[mudkipsandmischief]

Got it boss. Just sent five local Celebist sects your contact details. They're gonna be telling you how much they need you for months. Arc bless.

[mudkipsandmischief]

Just saw someone walking around with a Machamp and the Machamp was in a varsity jacket. Like, the trainer had gotta have gotten it custom made. Did the Machamp go to college? Does it have a degree? Was it on the sports team?

[cherrytree-irl]

Today's the day we've been awaiting... As of this day, Sylvan and I are married! There's a lot I could say... It's really a dream come true.

gay marriage! our names got longer!

Very eloquently put, my dear.

//group photo credits:

background and shading: drawn by me!

sylvan and N: drawn by me!

silve: played by @ranseiknight , drawn by @sleeplessvalley !

sterling and deklan: drawn and played by @sleeplessvalley!

jayden: @paldeasnemesis

larimar: @lazuli-larimar

edge: drawn and played by @sm0lcatfish

guzma: @mudkipsandmischief

adagio, aria, and sonata: @everdazzlingsirens

tobias: @champ-cabinet

[mudkipsandmischief]

@liquorbar-and-drunkard doesn’t like me anymore. He said so.

Time for me to go cry.

[berrygod43]

finally got an email about the psychic gym trainer position and it was just asking if gym trainers can kiss the gym leader. Whatever

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

Its a GOOD question/j

[mudkipsandmischief]

Hey now! As the boss of an organisation before now, these are things you gotta make clear up from the very start! Otherwise you get into deep water, got it?

[realpokemon]

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a ditto” boring, unoriginal, rooted in ableism, trite

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a Klingklang” better, still a conspiracy but paying dues to undervalued objectmon

“i think my boss is secretly Darkrai, Mythical Pokémon of Nightmares and Darkness” bingo