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This is the cutest and most corny app for long-distance couples
Okay, so there’s this app called “Couple” in the app store. ((I think it may have been called “Pair” as well, but I’ve got the AT&T version.)) Let me tell you about this cute little motherfucking app.
Okay, so you have this icon
Not all that impressive, but still cute nonetheless.
Then you open it up, get yourself and your adorable-as-fuck significant other registered with an email and password. You get “paired” and have this little facebook chat sort of thing that only the two of you are able to see.
Oh, hey, and what’s this little thing?
Yeah. There’s this button you can press to gently tell your S.O. that they’re on your mind without having to say much more. How fucking cute is that?
Alright, so you’ve got a wall you two can share. Now there are other little features too such as a place you can draw on the same screen damn near to real-time.
And then you can take that shitty little drawing you created together and post it up on that wall so neither of you will forget how crappy phone screens are to draw with, but damn if that isn’t cute.
Lastly, you have the thumb kiss. Now this feature is unique because no matter where you are in the world, you can use this app and know that you’re both doing the same stupid thing and giggling like an idiot all the while. With a thumb kiss, you press your finger to the screen and your S.O.’s will show up once they do the same.
Then once they get close and/or touching, the screen changes a little
And after a second of touching, the screen turns red and vibrates to signify your “kiss.”
And if that’s not the cutest shit that a dumb little app on your probably-a-piece-of-crap-phone can offer, then you need to get out of my face and go try this app because it’s totally free and will have you smiling for a week.
gxspenst
Highly recommend. 10/10
Rebloging for all my followers out there with long distance relationships… This could help so much!
Also for anyone in a relationship who just want to feel closer whenever they’re apart.
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JENSEN AND MISHA PICKING ON JARED GIVES ME LIFE
Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”
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I don’t know how well known this little spot is but I only discovered it recently and this spot does actually have a nice little treasure that is useful early game.
So if you’re at the right spot, this is where you should be when you look at your map.
On your game though, you would be where my finely drawn big arrow is. You can see the Hessarian camp from here, that’s the back of it. So it’s a good place to start at to find the area I’m talking about. If you fast travel to the Hessarian camp, you’d walk out the gate and turn right, then follow the fence until you’re behind their camp. (specifically you’d be behind the house that has one of Varric’s books in it)
The path goes all the way back into the mountains.
If you come up to a dwarven ruin, then congrats, you did it! If not, then you did not in fact do it. There’s a little entry way, inside are some spiders and deep stalkers, past them are some stairs and that’s where your little treasure will be. Keep in mind that the spiders and deep stalkers will respawn when you walk back up the stairs!
All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*
YES, DAMMIT
And Steve Irwin is showering them all with affection
But does every Stingray go to heaven? I mean, what if Steve Irwin just randomly came across the Stingray that killed him?
Steve would probably pat it and say ‘Sorry I spooked you mate, gosh your a beauty! You must have grown three times since I last saw you!’
this is a pure post
An abstinence-focused sex education class in East Lansing, Michigan recently received a shock when one student’s sex-positive mother sat in on the proceedings — and hilariously live-tweeted them.
Alice Dreger, a professor of medical humanities and bioethics at Northwestern University’s Feinberg School of Medicine, was invited by her son to join his abstinence-only sex education class, to see, in her words, “how bad it is.”
Dreger has a fair amount of experience in the sexuality arena — she’s written prominently about the value of pleasure, given a TED talk on the power of anatomy and regularly tweets about the importance of sex positivity — so she knows what she’s talking about when it comes to sex.
Unfortunately for her son’s sex education instructor, this meant that the class was ripe for public shaming. (Source: Mic)
SCISSORS FOR PAPER ABORTIONS I’M DYING
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