make me laugh

Memes, long text posts, anything that makes me laugh. This blog is 18+

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

the sequel

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

i cant believe this was something that a real person said to me once. wonder how hes doing. wonder if hes seen this post

[gayplanets]

utterly obsessed with this headline

[your-local-reblogger]

MAN BABY

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toshio]

[kingrudegyalchina]

I missed this

[caliloner559-deactivated2019120]

Never forget

[princessakuba]

Lmao

[peaceloveandyanni]

Pokemans

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Everybody know that’s big dick bee

[pastel-pwussy]

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[meadowsandrainbows-deactivated2]

😂😂😂

[mralexander904]

😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

Almost a pear 😂😂

[stimman4000]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

for lent I’ve decided to give up

[thebestoftumbling]

[art-woonz]

[itty-bitty-obsessions-deactivat]

I’ll stop queuing this when it stops making me laugh every time I see it….

[switchingtogeico]

I JUST CAME UPSTAIRS AND HE HAD A FUCKING KNIFE

[indya-moore]

[aspiring-translator]

I remember a teacher telling me how Archaeologists would hack off the noses of statues they found in order to remove any indication that it was of a black person or any POC. It hurts me to think of all the art we’ve lost and damaged because of historical revisionism and flat out racism.

[littlebearie]

I…wasn’t taught this. Only about penises being broken off as censorship.

[thirstygirlclub]

When I was in primary school (around 8 or 9) I asked why none of the Egyptian statues had noses. They lied to us and said that they broke off because they were a really fragile bit of the statues so when I learnt the real reason (years later) I was so pissed off with teachers for lying to millions of school children around the world. It’s disgusting and needs to be taught properly.

[moved-to-naltorians-blog]

[gayassjana]

I’m losing my SHIT

[weavemama]

KIDS ARE SO RUTHLESS

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

😭 HER FACE OMG

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

I love her lmao

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I GOOGLED DO WORMS BREATHE AND IT SUDDENLY WENT INTO FIRST PERSON (FIRST WORM?) POV AND IT THREW ME OFF SO FAR??

[scarytwink-deactivated20180109]

just keep me damp, moist and slimy