temporarily single - act fast!

[stabbyresources]

Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

[raging-thundercunt]

There is nothing wrong with my chest, and no, I do not have nozzles!

I do not have any sparklings! And if I did, I'd feed them like a normal person!

Not that Esmeral has any business criticising how other people get their nutrition. I distinctly remember hearing her complain that the innermost energon of one of her enemies was too disgusting to drink, which begs the question of exactly how many people's innermost energon she has consumed in order to have an opinion on this!

[raging-thundercunt]

do you know what a maid even is?

A maid is a servant.

...why would I ever dress like a servant?

And Mirage certainly wouldn't. That bot had maids from the day he was forged.

You're supposed to dress for the job you want, which, in my case, is Imperial Consort.

Not the damn maid.

[mastermegatron]

boobs

[raging-thundercunt]

(.)(.)

[mastermegatron]

Not yours.

[raging-thundercunt]

But mine are the best.

Blackarachnia's are pretty good, too.

[mastermegatron]

boobs

[raging-thundercunt]

(.)(.)

[mastermegatron]

Truthfully, the last time he called a femme cute (Thunderblast), he gained a stalker for life. Here's to hoping he's now broken that curse.

[raging-thundercunt]

"....you said I was cute?"

[spymeister]

I need myself a tall, shapely, scary wife.

[raging-thundercunt]

Hey, I may not be very tall in root mode, but I turn into a giant boat!

And I have it on the best of authority that I'm scary!

[raging-thundercunt]

she's here to have a good time she wants to have it all on your dime

for an ask from thunderblast (male identifying mecha only unless you are totally fucking LOADED)

please like and reply with ooc reasons why she would want to date your character

power

money

ease of manipulation

enough of 2 may overcome deficiencies in 1 since 1 can be bought

please expect her to be obnoxiously cheerful, a blatant gold-digger and chirpily sleazy, if she makes you uncomfortable I'm sorry and let me know, I'll tone it down but it might be IC for her

please also remember that just because she would want to date your character doesn't mean your character would want to date her and know that I am deeply, deeply aware of that and that she is intended to be hilariously annoying but I personally do not want to be creepy

sorry she's really really super straight canonically

I don't know how much of the 1.2.3. would overcome her lack of femme attraction though. the problem is I don't think she actually thinks that women have power on their own. this is dumb af for a transformer, but that's how they wrote her in canon. we'll see if I can get her to smarten up.

she's like if Rosanna was mean, straight, and the worst kind of decepticon.

She favours Decepticons but idk, she might go for a prime or a senator.

[raging-thundercunt]

you asked for this.