Uncomfortably Meaty

My name is Andi. I am 30 years old, living in Chicago. I used to be straight, then I was bisexual, then I was asexual, then I was demisexual, then I was pansexual, and then I was asexual again, now I'm demisexual again. I'm also transgender. Mostly I'm just confused. Hi.

[thedeathofablog]

Science is for explaining the world. Art is for teaching us how to look at it.

[yellow-cat]

me and my layer of mold have no strong feelings about this

[infectiouspiss]

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

[pansyfemme]

if you squint you can see that the penis is actually quite phallic in nature

[pangur-and-grim]

I've been told the pet play cannot contain talk of euthanasia

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[mutationgirl]

I am the very model of a frightened shaking animal

[wizard-email]

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

[yellow-cat]

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

[draculaforce]

Im not naked in the bath I am wearing the water Okay

[powerful-owl]

pick one

your ship goes canon

your favorite ao3 writer drops 100k of your ship + your favorite trope

Remaining time: 3 days 10 hours

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

[digitaldiscipline]

I regret to inform prev that women are approximately 60% water.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Born without the gene that makes you want to listen to other people’s DnD campaigns

[thestuffedalligator]

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[chilewithcarnage]

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth