assholesforhire

“They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.” ― Tom Bodett

[memewhore]

[fade-steppin]

me on my way to hold that lamb

[sandaime]

[toastbutteregg]

[theylovemynokia]

[everythingfox]

“That’s the spot”

(via)

[toastbutteregg]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

(via)

[joelcoen]

it would be so funny if the queen dies this week

[cat-pictures-daily]

cats is same

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[non-state-actor]

Me smashing two of these open to drink the primordial water trapped inside

[sagethesailor]

[quotemadness]

I used to imagine adventures for myself, I invented a life, so that I could at least exist somehow.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky (via quotemadness)

[clawmarks]

Jean Benner - Still Life With Flowers - 1836-1906 - via Sotheby’s

[antoniosbanderas]

🎈 Happy 66th Birthday Thomas Jeffrey Hanks 🎁 (July 09, 1956)

[cannibalchicken]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*stabs you flirtatiously*

[itstoys]

*blushes but you can’t tell because I am bleeding out*