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Awarding hollow knight with the highest honor i can give: warriors au
i resisted naming hornet silksong, but sadly the temptation was too strong with hollownight
A gilded knight and a once-pure vessel meet
Idk I might make a full thing one day
hornet is truly the girl of all time. she's the spawn of a divine worm and a spider and she looks like a gangly stick figure. all of her siblings are lovecraftian abominations and she's the only one among them who has a gender. she inherited her divine father's autistic love for crafting. she is an excellent orator but can't phrase how she likes being kind to people normally. she has an inordinate love for fluffy creatures. she was named by bees. she's old as balls but would not be let into the club. she's gnc as fuck. she has three moms and they're not even gay.
pokĂšmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
how did it go!!!
literally dream scenario
it's good!
i can live with that
could be better
hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.
Local house witch telling you to please learn basic housekeeping skills.
Itâs not your fault if no one ever taught you but YouTube is a magical place and can teach you at your own pace.
Someone asked me what housekeeping skills Iâd recommend learning.
Keep in ming that this is not me shaming you, I know you have your reasons, folks. This is just a guy who enjoys clean spaces asking that you start learning now.
Hereâs what I suggest as an adult who has lived with other adults who didnât have housekeeping skills:
First and foremost, learn about all the places in your house that need to be cleaned and understand how often they should be cleaned. the American Cleaning Institute (I guess thatâs a thing) has a good article about basic cleaning info. Plus this video on cleaning tips is great!
Learn how to do your dishes. HOT water is the only way to clean your dishes.
Learn how to clean your shower head, especially if you live in a place with hard water. Same goes for your sinks.
Learn how to do your laundry correctly. Even without the whole âseparating whites and colorsâ thing, there are things you need to learn about washing your clothes. Learn what the tags mean, too.
Also, you donât have to use fabric softener and you shouldnât use it on towels or any fabric meant to absorb. (Learn about laundromats) And please learn how to clean out your dryer vent, itâs a safety hazard!
Get a disinfecting cleaner for your high-touch areas, especially the gross ones like the bathroom. Just because it doesnât look dirty, doesnât mean itâs clean!
Learn how to sweep, mop, and vacuum effectively.
Youâll also want to make sure to change out your homeâs air filters.
TL;DR, here are some cleaning videos.
How to Clean Everything in Your Bathroom
How to Clean Everything in Your Kitchen
Livingroom Cleaning Routine
How to Clean Everything in Your Bedroom
Now these resources are not the end-all-be-all, but I think if you donât know much about cleaning your space this is a good way to start.
hereâs some of the things that are helping me actually clean (as an adult who had messy parents, and has a hard time getting threw my nurodivergency about cleaning specifically) that may be helpful to you:
Favorite Cleaning Book: it helps you work through the emotional side of cleaning (and other care tasks)
Current Favorite Decluttering Method/Concept: it helps you know how much is too much to keep and how to get started when youâre overwhelmed. (having too much stuff makes it incredibly hard to clean/organize.)
Basic Cleaning Skills: this channel is amazing! this man has a special interest in cleaning and cleans peopleâs spaces who deal nurodivergence that make it hard to clean. he does this for free (or at a deficit because he pays for supplies and dumpsters and transport and such) and does it all with empathy and kindness working With the people as much as people can handle instead of just coming in to âfixâ an issue. these videos are a bit different from his usual ones, (the last oneâs most like his usual videos) but i find having the sped up cleaning videos with a voiceover can help fill in for body doubling when im too ashamed to bring people into my messy spaces.
Iâm gonna queue this as well so youâll be seeing it again from me in a few months without any comments on it, but this is all good things to know
whats your favourite scholarly insult
Big fan of "so and so claims X, but evidence says otherwise"
BIG fan of "it is tempting to think-"
Came across a really good one today:
"but upon more rigorous inspection, we find-"
I love The Three Brothers of Death Reblogged Your Post because it suggests they have access to a Squad Feature where, if you and certain other users reblog the same post, it shows you together with your own little clique name or title instead of individually.
The Three Brothers of Death have access to blogging UX and quality of life the likes of which we can only dream of.
âaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearâ factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
SPIDERS GEORG ON ONE MILLION CREEP GUYS
âaverage tumblr post has 1 million notesâ factoid actualy just statistical error. average tumblr post has 2 notes from committed mutuals. Spiders Georg, who lives in our hearts & gets parodied over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Just because one of your chicken eggs hatched a fire breathing dragon people think youâre evil. But youâre still just a regular farmer trying to make a living while dealing with an overprotective dragon, heroes that want to kill you and fanatics who want to worship you as the new Demon Lord.
The thing you need to know about all of this, the thing that got me into all this trouble in the first place, is that chickens will sit on anything when they get broody enough. Anything. Duck eggs, goose eggs, turkey eggs, lizard eggs, egg shaped rocks, anything. Chickens arenât smart. If it looks vaguely like an egg, theyâll plant their feathery arses on it and wait.
I noticed that there was a bigger egg under one of the broody chickens, when I checked. Of course I noticed, it was twice the size of the others. But I have geese. I figured it was a goose egg sheâd found and stolen. It was about the right size, and I didnât take it out to check the colour because that particular chicken gets very protective of her eggs. Iâve already got a scar on one hand from trying to get eggs away from her. I didnât want a matched set.
That was a decision I regretted the moment I went out to feed the chickens and found a little blue-and-silver dragonetâs head poking out from under a very confused-looking chicken. The poor thing kept shifting around and looking under herself in a bewildered way, like she didnât know what to do next. This particular chicken is a good mother, and sheâs raised clutches of ducks and geese without any trouble â sheâs even resigned to some of her children swimming â but this was too much. She didnât object when I carefully reached in and fished out the little dragon.
It was so tiny, then. It fitted in my hand, with its little head peeking out one side and its tail looping around my wrist. Cute, too, with its big eyes and little snout turned up towards me.
That was when I made my second mistake. I decided to feed it before releasing it. Dragons are innately wild creatures, everyone knows that. They canât be tamed. People have tried. The eggs are abandoned as soon as they are laid, and the dragonets hatch able to hunt, so they donât even bond with their mothers. So just feeding it a little shouldnât have been a big deal. It should have gobbled the meat and fled as soon as I loosened my grip on it and it saw the open sky.
It didnât. As soon as Iâd fed it, it fluttered up to a sunny window ledge and went to sleep. I went about my work, figuring that itâd leave in its own time.
By noon, it was sitting on my boot, squeaking pathetically. I wondered if maybe it was confused by the farmyard â they usually hatch in mountains, if the stories are right â so I took it back to the farmhouse with me and fed it again when I ate, then took some time away from the fences I should have been mending to walk it up to the hills. I found it some nice rocks, with plenty of lizards and beetles and suitable prey for something that size. It pounced on a beetle almost as soon as I put it down, and when I left it was crunching happily.
I hadnât walked a quarter of the way back before something hit the back of my boot. The little dragon was holding on with all four claws, and when I looked down it squeaked pathetically. If possible, its eyes got even rounder.
Listen, you donât make it as a farmer if you just let orphaned baby animals die. We hand-raise calves and lambs and ponies, set chickens to sit on abandoned eggs, or put them under the kitchen stove or by a fireplace. You donât make a success of farming if you donât value every animal. A good shepherd will spend all night looking for one lost sheep. So despite what was said later, it wasnât just sentiment that made me sigh and pick up the little thing and carry it back to the farm. Â I am a good farmer. I donât let orphaned babies die just because theyâre a little work.
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