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@rahrahitssarah
Priorities.
Our little baby’s all grown up and savin’ China!
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy
Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.
Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie
Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.
Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three
Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.
Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.
Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl
ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.
internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.
Irish recipes:
Best base line they ever conjured
Tbh, this base can get you pregnant if your not careful
Wow
THAT PART.
So y’all need a reminder on what the word “agenda” is?
Putting even more police officers in schools will only feed the school-to-prison pipeline. And needlessly endanger, arrest and criminalize innocent black and brown students, destroy their futures in the process, and in essence, help to maintain a permanent underclass.
“Today it is perfectly legal to discriminate against criminals in nearly all the ways in which it was once legal to discriminate against African Americans. Once you’re labeled a felon, the old forms of discrimination - employment discrimination, housing discrimination, denial of the right to vote, exclusion from jury service - are suddenly legal.“ - Michelle Alexander
Make no mistake: The true agenda here is not “school safety.” The real goals are to, 1. Keep the for-profit, prison industrial complex supplied with cheap prison laborers, and, 2. Disenfranchise the next generation of black and non-white voters, who will face additional hurdles to finding employment, rental housing, home loans, student loans, public food assistance, and most importantly, voting — all because they will now have a ~criminal~ record for minor school infractions.
shit memory who dis
I wish things were
The way
They used to be
My sense of humor is growing more and more ridiculous because I was just sitting here by myself thinking like what if instead of saying “are you kidding me” we said weird food related things like “are you frying my rice right now” or even “are you seriously buttering all of my toast with this” and honestly I cried
this post is the best thing I’ve ever put on this site because I’m still getting messages and replies from people with their own versions of these jokes
#are you flipping my pancakes
I hate capitalism. Especially as manifested in America.
I hate that I have to sit at a desk doing mindless, pointless busywork just to survive (and make the rich people who own the company even more stupidly rich.)
I love knitting. I’m new to it, but I love it. I could knit all day. There are people who actually NEED clothing items, which I would gladly make, but I barely have time to make a few small pieces a month b/c I’m stuck at my meaningless desk job for 40 hours every week + 5 hours of commute time per week.
Not to mention that the capitalist system has created so much artificial scarcity that there are literally millions of people who would kill to have my pointless, useless, unfulfilling job b/c that’s the only way to get by in this dystopian hellscape.
Sorry, just had to vent a bit. I know I’m lucky to be able to pay my bills & have health insurance, I just hate that I have to say that in the first place…
This is stupid. This is SO stupid!!
If it weren’t for capitalism I’d have more time to write! In fact if it weren’t for capitalism we’d have far more art! Just think how many masterpieces lay in the heads of those who have been crushed by the system. What if the cure for cancer is in the mind of someone who works 80 hours a week? Capitalism is counter to art and science, and it is counter to human fulfillment
This fucking post!! I have recently been reflecting on how actually I’m a pretty generous person and if I didn’t have to do paid work, I’d probably spend a lot of my time helping other people and some of it doing artistic stuff, since I like doing creative stuff but I can’t do a lot of it at once.
But what am I doing with my time? Working myself sore, sleeping, feeling bad about not having time or money to help other people and feeling so dissatisfied with my job that it’s literally decaying my brain. I’m so fucking sick of this shit and I want out!
If not for capitalism I’d actually be researching things I was interested in and making things that would help other people because DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET ARE OVERLOOKED ON A DAILY FUCKING BASIS GODDAMN I AM SO TIRED OF IT.
If it weren’t for capitalism, I would spend all day growing a garden full of delicious food and medicinal plants. I might even try to be a botanist. I just really love plants.
I’d study physics and the stars. I’d help maintain a huge community garden. I would take care of animals and live my life with more purpose and motivation. Fuck Capitalism
The Earth at night. (Source)
I love the thin brow look, wheres the tutorial on how to do these types of brows without looking like a chola
This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.
OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
seriously the best ever.
This was actually my childhood.
Wish they had these I high school