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What is your favorite armor? ...I PLAY WIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2. What was the first class you ever played as? CLERIC!!!! THEN I REALIZED I HATED MY GROUP AND DIDN’T WANT TO KEEP THEM ALIVE!!! SO I WAS A VERY BAD CLERIC!!!!!

16. What is your favorite spell? DOMINATE!!!!! @SHAMAN-LEWD DON’T INTERACT!!!!

PRIME NUMBERS - v.a.

1. What was the first race you ever played as? FUCKING DRAGONBORN!!!! I DIDN’T PLAY HER FOR LONG THOUGH BECAUSE THE LACK OF TAIL WAS DISAPPOINTING. AFTER HER I PLAYED A KOBOLD WHICH FIXED THAT PROBLEM RIGHT QUICK

2. ALREADY ANSWERED!!!

3. Have you ever been dungeon master? SEVERAL TIMES!!!! ON MY LONGSHIP WE ROTATE DM DUTY SO EVERYONE HAS A CHANCE TO PLAY!!!

5. What is your favorite race? HUMANS!!! I AM A BASIC BITCH AND ALSO THEIR RACIAL BONUS IS THE BEST AND MOST VERSATILE!!! ((PLEASE NOTE I AM NOT A HUMAN SUPREMACIST I JUST REALLY LIKE EXTRA FEATS))

7. ANSWERED!!!!

11. What is your favorite edition of d&d? 3.5!!!! I LOVE UNWIELDY MANY-BOOKED BEHEMOTHS THAT I CAN RULES LAWYER THE FUCK OUT OF!!! ALSO THIS IS THE BEST EDITION FOR WIZARDS AND I FUCKING LOVE WIZARDS

13. ALREADY ANSWERED!

17. ANSWERED!

19.What level do you as a player prefer to start as? ONE!! I LIKE TO SEE MY CHILDREN GROW UP TO BE STRONK!!!!1! D&D IS ABOUT THE JOURNEY, NOT THE EPIC DESTINATION!!!

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6. What is your favorite class? WIZARD!!!!! MY JAM IS 3.5 AND IN 3.5 THOSE BRAINY BOIS ARE OP AS FUCKING FUCK AND I FOR ONE LOVE BEING AN UNSTOPPABLE SQUISHBALL!!!

7. When was the last time you played d&d? IF BY THIS YOU MEAN ACTUAL DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS BRAND TABLETOP RPGS, TWO YEARS AGO!!!! BUT I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN OTHER SYSTEMS SINCE THEN!!!

13. How many d&d characters have you made? MANY!!!!! I’VE BEEN PLAYING FOR TEN YEARS AND HONESTLY I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH FINGERS AND TOES TO COUNT THAT HIGH!!!!!!!!

gloom-ranger

20 Dungeons and Dragons Asks

1. What was the first race you ever played as?

2. What was the first class you ever played as?

3. Have you ever been dungeon master?

4. How many times have you been dungeon master?

5. What is your favorite race?

6. What is your favorite class?

7. When was the last time you played d&d?

8. Do you prefer theater of the mind or minis and grids?

9. What is the funniest thing anyone has ever said in a d&d session you’ve played in?

10. What is the most annoying thing that has happened during a d&d session you’ve played in?

11. What is your favorite edition of d&d?

12. What is your favorite 5e book?

13. How many d&d characters have you made?

14. What is the longest d&d campaign you have ever been part of?

15. What is your favorite weapon?

16. What is your favorite spell?

17. What is your favorite armor?

18. What level do you usually start your players at?

19.What level do you as a player prefer to start as?

20. Do you like to play in big or small groups?

(drop a number in my box and reblog :3)

raider-official

CRAWLING OUT OF THE DARK TO ASK YOU ALL TO P A Y A T T E N T I O N TO ME!!!!

bastetsha-deactivated20180920

Freya by IrenHorrors

langernameohnebedeutung

The true question in Norse mythology shouldn’t be whether it was Loki or Angrboda that gave birth to the Midgard Serpent.

The question is whether it’s viviparous or came from an egg and everyone in the Iron Wood knows them as the “Weird Egg Couple” and when Angrboda goes to some witch-meeting she’s just got that egg with her and every time Loki has “buisness” (pranks and mischief and chaos) to attend to in Asgard he’s got the egg with him in one of those baby slings and everyone is like: “What’s with the egg?” (although they can already guess the answer) and Loki is like: “Which egg I don’t see an egg and certainly not one containing seed of destruction that might bring about the end of this world?

langernameohnebedeutung

he carries Jörmunegg around in one of those things

langernameohnebedeutung

There are bets going on too about what’s up with the egg/what’s inside is

- bird? (extra bets if it’s Angrboda’s or if he had a fling with Thiazi)

- snake!

- nothing, really, Loki is just messing with us - except knitting egg-warmers and painting little snakes and protection runes on it for the Ēostre celebrations seems to be a bit beyond Loki’s usual attention span

- Angrboda’s witch-friends are convinced it’s some sort of magical artifact and try to steal it. Bad idea.

- Heimdall has his money on a platypus because he knows that the others don’t know what a platypus is and he can call any Eldritch-horror hatching from that egg a platypus and everyone will believe it. (Which is, ironically, how our Midgardian platypus got its name on another occasion and somewhere out there in the Nine Words is the real platypus only Heimdall can see)

- it’s a mammal or some other non-ovoviviparous animal, that’s the joke

- a glitter bomb he might throw at someone (that’s Loki’s bet to throw the rest of the gang off)

langernameohnebedeutung

#what makes you think jormundgandr DIDNT hatch from a glitter bomb (via @spacetwinkloki)

it’s a glitter bomb wiht A SURPRISE SNAKE and baldur hasn’t stopped screaming since

langernameohnebedeutung

The problem with this post is that ever since I looked for this photo, tumblr insists on showing me ads like this:

And yes, Loki and Angrboda got those two too, they’re messy forest dwellers but they’re fashionable colour-coordinating messy forest dwellers

thanks for your concern, capitalism

ponhoka

uh I want to make another one for the other 6

raider-official

HMM! OKAY!

burntcopper

thedreadpiratejames

knight: rides into battle without helmet everyone: gives him strange looks knight: “kitty was sleeping in it” everyone: nods in agreement

peashooter85

Etched armor crafted by Pompeo Della Cessa of Milan, Italy, circa 1610.

from The Philadelphia Museum of Art

langernameohnebedeutung

Historians: “Unfortunately, we don’t have many written sources and texts from old germanic cultures.”

Vikings, angrily crying and graffitting every flat surface in the Mediterranean they can get a chisel on: “WE’RE TRYING! OUR BEST!”

raider-official

ME, LOOKING UP FROM CARVING "RAIDER WUZ HERE" ON A SACRED TEMPLE: YES!!!! WE R TRYING OUR VERY BEST!

oldbastard101

Odin by Meredyth

meninfantasyart

JOHAN EGERKRANS Utgårda Loke

Hey I hate spinach too but I'm iron deficent so I have a really good recipe for homemade spinach noodles. 1cup cooked spinach, 1 egg, plus 1-2 cups flour (usually a mix of white and semolina, but just white is fine) You end up with green noodles that taste great in Alfredo sauce. But yeah, plain spinach is gross

GOOD RECIPE NONNY!!!! I WILL TRY UR GREEN NOODLES BECAUSE SPINACH WILL MAKE ME STRONK ENOUGH TO FIGHT THE KNIGHTS EVEN THOUGH I HATE IT!!

meredithmcclaren

Bad Ass Bitches . Valkyrie

thehmn

In Scandinavian mythology there’s only one person who can beat the god Thor in a wrestling match: the elderly woman Elle.

When Thor was asked to wrestle her he laughed, thinking it would be the easiest win of his life, but he had to admit defeat within minutes because Elle is no ordinary old lady. She is the personification of aging itself, and no one can beat age.

She is the symbol of aging and badass grandmas.

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