My Rewrite of Episode 2 from Season 7
Zethrid: awww I guess that is true love.
Keith: Umm yeah about that. It won’t work.
Ezor: wait what?
Keith: I’m gay.
Zethrid: No...
Ezor: Freaking...
Both: WAY!!!! WE ARE TOO!!!
Keith: OH MY GOSH! ALLIES?!?!
Ezor: ALLIES!
Zethrid: It’s okay guys! It’s cool now! They’re allies!
The entirety of that ship: WOOOO!!!!
Ezor: So let me ask, is it leggy blue that you had your eye on?
Keith: Well here’s the tea on that...he’s a piping hot cup of tea.
Ezor: BOIII!!! I knew it! You were staring at him all fondly when he had your back. Ooo, maybe we can set up a way for you to bond! Like he can come in and try to rescue you!
Keith: You mean...like another BONDING MOMENT?! *grabs her hands* where have you been all my life?! Did we just become best friends?!
Ezor: YES!
Wing Woman Romelle blasting in with the black lion: Don’t you lay a finger on my gay bro!
Lance clinging onto the black lion for dear life: I TRIED TO STOP HER!
Axca: Wtf just happened?
...okay this was over the top and I’m so sorry. I just make the jokes. *dabs out of here*












