I’ve finally found the real life application of the Pythagorean theorem! TVs are measured in diagonals but it’s a little hard to measure the diagonal of your vehicle space so you just use it to solve for the sides
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almost home
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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I’ve finally found the real life application of the Pythagorean theorem! TVs are measured in diagonals but it’s a little hard to measure the diagonal of your vehicle space so you just use it to solve for the sides
Radioactive sand, yet.
Helpful little map showing just how much sand, in fact. Look at all of those areas of “under one person per square mile”
I meant to type cat smirk in google images but it came out as cat smork
Smork smork
"Dean is bisexual and loves men but he thinks castiel is ugly" is by far the funniest take I've seen so far
The mighty bear king, waiting for someone to break his curse (or maybe he just enjoys being a bear, who knows)✨
Sorry but I have to add what Trump could see (x)
all of us after twelve fucking years of queerbaiting and being called delusional
Sokka, Suki, and Toph watching Aang energybend Ozai from the airship.
@otterbender i YELLED
y'all remember before ebooks were big and simulreleases were a thing when a new manga chapter would come out and you’d have to wait for some dedicated soul to scan all the pages in, clean them up, and translate them?
no, im not old
I’m only 23 rjfjsjsjfjdiaoskfjej
you’d be dead in dog years
None election with left destiel
the mood in here is electric
Seeing people post stuff about Barron Trump and Natalie Biden......y’all mad, mad weird.
LEAVE KIDS ALONE!
my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.
this passed the bechdel test
If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.
me: *doesnt eat* me: what the fuck…why am i so tired and light headed what the hale…..