Someone else come fuck that guy for me
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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@rainbowpinetree
Someone else come fuck that guy for me
me: im so bored today idk what to do
the scary pervert: i have an idea....
me: oh my god ew no
the scary pervert: wtf is your problem i was gonna suggest we play mario kart. come on
me: oh okay phew i thought you were gonna suggest we have evil sex again
the scary pervert: i'm a complex and multifaceted person, mori. i'm more than just a few sexual encounters
me: okay youre right im sorry
the nuanced individual: thank you. now if i win you have to let me hurt you sexually
me: [smiling] sure why not, that seems fair enough
I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving
damn an u how old now?
you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.
Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet
His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.
Communication is key
They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard
My Finnish husband, making stir fry noodles: "I'm not using a recipe. I'm listening to my ancestors. And they don't know what any of this is."
watching his cock twitch and leak with rock-hard anticipation when he measures it up against your lower stomach, seeing how deep he’s about to reach
they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.
i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way
my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.