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hot take but red starbursts are better than pink ones (and yellow is the best)
can we stop pretending that anyone assigned female at birth has some mystical connection to womanhood or lesbianism. it’s such a conservative outlook on identity i can’t believe we have to even pretend to entertain it.
at least the colour green exists
my super power is that i can make several people reblog a picture of a maned wolf, look:
Watermelon is just pink flavored cucumber
Cantaloupe is melon flavored cucumber
Cucumber is cucumber flavored water
I will be taking no questions, because I assume there are none about such uncontroversial facts
why are the citizens of bikini bottom so prone to violence 💀 they’re ready to form a mob at any given moment
I mean Bubble Buddy was understandable. He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses.
he did??
No, but are we just gonna wait around until he does???
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reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached
btw if anyone gets $5,000 because of this post, you're welcome.
No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny
posts that are significantly funnier with timestamps. what the fuck was i doing on christmas posting this
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
accidentally typing olay instead of okay
accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo
accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”
accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’
accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”
typing “hte” instead of “the”
typing “laso” instead of “also”
typing “oaky” instead of “okay”
*flies past*
*files past*
Betty Crocker mutates your children
what the fuck. hey get this off my post
Attacked by very sudden torrential downpour and went to check the weather radar and then remembered this image
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
The fact that physical therapy is not a frontline treatment for chronic pain is a searing indictment of the global medical field.
Seriously. If you have chronic pain, limits on how much you can walk/move, or both go see a physical therapist.
I have had physical therapy ELIMINATE the following medical and pain problems, solely or in large part:
Lower back pain so severe I could at first not even walk to the bathroom (sciatic)
Foot pain whenever I walked (plantar fasciitis)
Three years of a fucked up ankle that was at times seriously impacting me
Pain when typing (carpal tunnel), at least twice
Widespread nerve damage that caused massive chronic pain and left me housebound for two years
The physical pain/fatigue/other results caused by having to recover from that kind level of pain and inactivity (cough being housebound) for so long
I try not to talk too much about my health on here, for a variety of reasons, but I am being newly reminded of how much basically every single person with chronic pain should be referred to physical therapy imho
If literally nothing else, because being in that much pain for that long causes a lot of inflammation and makes your body get stuck bracing and moving in ways that ALSO cause chronic pain, so that has to be addressed too.
If you don't have access to physical therapy, there are some really good resources, exercises, and videos online that can at least get you started (but be cautious if you can't get assessed in person), but I'm not qualified to vet or recommend any of those.
But if any of this sounds like it might help you, and you can go to physical therapy, please go to physical therapy.
It has been life-changing for me and has (in conjunction with other things) given me huge portions of my quality of life back.
I’m adding my perspective on this as someone with an autoimmune disease because I had the complete opposite experience and I think its important for people to know:
If PT is not working, or making your pain worse, there might be an underlying cause to your inflammation that needs different treatment.
I have access to medicaid healthcare at a pretty decent university research hospital, and actually was referred to PT as a first line of defense when I went in for chronic lower back pain that was getting worse. In a reputable medical establishment, that should be the first thing an orthopedic doctor recommends.
I went to weeks and weeks of PT, and the pain did not improve. It got worse, the inflammation got worse, and I was referred to aquatic PT in a heated pool, and the next day, I was in the ER.
They were following the treatment plans that help most people with sciatic nerve pain that is caused by injury or chronic bad posture. But I have axial (ankylosing) spondylitis, a genetic autoimmune condition where my tumor necrosis factor cytokines are overactive and attack my healthy tissues, mostly large joints like the spine, hips and shoulders. There was no way that PT was going to cure this. I’m now on biologic medication, and after I was on the right meds, PT did help me to some extent, but mostly just to strengthen and stretch my muscles to hold my pain more easily.
Just wanted to raise awareness that if PT is making things worse you may need to ask to see a rheumatologist. It’s a lot more rare, but it can happen.
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