Smile the clouds away

Sonia | 23 | italian | ENFP | ♊️ One Piece + Steven Universe + random stuff

[iguanamouth]

Can you do something with a pig and a dog? I feel like they would be such a cute pair of friends.

they meet up every saturday

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justsomerandomgaynerd]

[valtsv]

i know this is about the game but i like how the way it's worded makes it sound like gollum, the character, is personally facing financial problems

[leontarius]

Eurovision 2021 Sum Up

[seas-incarnadine]

lil plant project in colored ink with an ink pen overlay 

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Oh gawd every time you think it's over it gers BETTER

🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻

[femclasscirce]

I LOVE THIS SONG

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Baby’s first Christmas

[k-eke]

Cat’s belief   vs   reality.

[themounts]

Types of matter

[yulinkuang]

This explains plasma better than my high school science textbooks.

[timothydelaghetto-deactivated20]

Cooool

[wizardpotions]

what the actual fuck is BEC

[lazyshoes]

According to Wikipedia, Bose–Einstein condensate is the result of stuff that really doesn’t want to be liquid or solid reaching temperatures close to absolute zero. So it turns into liquid-2 or whatever where stuff that normally happens on a microscopic scale suddenly happens on a larger, macroscopic scale.

[theoneicelady]

Liquid-2 Electric Boogaloo

[superkaninchen]

asking your crush out is hard, ok

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[juenavei]

what if kirby wore lipstick

gorgeous!! 

[hollypunkers]

kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”

[cypresstheworld]

[beif0ngs]

Number Five + text post meme (part II)

[beif0ngs]

Luffy: 🔪 🔪 🔪 Shanks:  😱 😱 😱

[oreoambitions]

Today’s gay disaster:

So two firefighters came into my store this morning. Now, we get firefighters in the store once in a while, probably because our complex is perpetually setting off the fire alarm, and every time they show up my whole team fawns over them like they’re walking sex gods and I don’t really Get It.

But y’all. Two firefighters came into my store this morning, and I Get It. Because that woman was so goddamn attractive, with her dark eyes and her muscles and her strong hands and her charming smile and her casual confidence just lounging around like she owned the place and a;dlfghadfghdfg I have never looked at ANYONE and immediately stopped breathing but y’all it HAPPENED. This woman was so stunningly handsome that I literally cannot tell you what the other female firefighter in the room looked like beyond “I think she was blonde.”

But you know what, I’m BoH so I didn’t have to talk to the stunningly handsome firefighter, and that was fine. I minded my business and tried (and failed) not to look at her. Until the next guests came in, and I said “Hi, welcome in!” reflexively like I’m supposed to.

And this firefighter. She looked at me with this cheeky little smirk, and she said, “Hey now. You didn’t welcome me in.”

And instead of saying something coy, or charming, or clever, the words that actually came out of my mouth were: “Well, you’re very attractive, and it threw me off.”

Y’all she chuckled and she WINKED AT ME. And I’m pretty sure I died on the spot.

She was so charming that I didn’t realize until an hour later that she wasn’t wearing a mask and I’d forgotten to be annoyed about it.

[oreoambitions]

So today I get to work and my boss hands me my paperwork and… a lighter. A nondescript blue plastic lighter, which I flip over a couple of times looking for initials and then, not seeing any, I ask, “Whose is this?”

“It’s for you,” my boss says, with that look on his face like he’s trying not to give away the punchline of a joke.

And y’all, it’s relatively early in the morning. I haven’t been getting a lot of sleep lately. I haven’t had my coffee yet. So forgive me, because my dumb gay ass asks, “What for?”

Which it turns out is exactly what he wants me to ask, because he says with a big grin, “Heard you wanted to get someone’s attention at the fire department.”

All day long at regular intervals he points out flammable objects around the store.

I swear my entire team is out to get me.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Out to get you??? I have had some amazing bosses, but I’ve never had one that encouraged me to set fire to my place of business for the purposes of improving my love life.