The Jade Huntsman

You don't vwant to be out vwhen the sun rises

[askhomestuckuniverses]

((Me @ homestuck It might be a while before I upd8, guys))

[rainbowvdrinker]

Ahem, vwell...

They ain’t all bad

[rainbowvdrinker]

♒: Yes <3

♎: no! h1s honor4bl3 tyranny 1s suppos3d to d3vour the cr1m1nal, not g1v3 the l3g1sl4c3r4tor smooch3s!!!

♒: Vwhat if she did an excellent job bringin’ the criminal to justice, are smooches okay then

♎: UGH D4D

[rainbowvdrinker]

Kind of a fuckin’ rawv deal for evweryone invwolvwed

But vwho am I kiddin’, not like it’s evwer gonna change

Not like I vwanna spend my vwhole life underground anyvway

Evwen if I’m doin’ a damn good job takin’ care a’ my owvn grub thank you vwery much

Not like I’m bitter at all vwhy vwould I be

[rainbowvdrinker]

♒: Ah yes, Latula

♒: She’s the adorable little gremlin that livwes vwith me

♎: >:o

♒: I found her out in the desert, and vwell, I couldn’t vwery vwell leavwe her, could I?

♒: I... Oh honey vwhat did I just say?

♎: >:P

[rainbowvdrinker]

Unfortunately, she uh

Ain’t as interested in me

As I am in her

....

But to be honest, she almost nevwer showvs up

An’ vwhen she does more often than not she ignores me

I offer her all kinds a’ ‘special discounts but she don’t seem to care at all

[rainbowvdrinker]

Certain holidays do get a little hectic, yes, but I do enjoy it

But certain grubs don’t appreciate it vwhen I don’t come hivwe early enough to put them to coon

An’ she doesn’t yet understand that some days papa’s a little tired an’ not quite up to bein’ a dragon an’ executin’ criminals

But I do havwe fun

I vwouldn’t do this job if I didn’t enjoy it, you knowv

[askghostyheiress]

((Happy Valentine’s Day from me and jadescar!))

(( Happy belated Valentines Day! ))

[rainbowvdrinker]

“c'mere you sweet sweet troll and let thIIs pawfoot hug you” Sirius opened his arms wide.

“Shit, I can’t hardly say no to that.” And thus the precious pawfoot was hugged.

[askmitunafishpeixes]

((Happy Valentine’s Day from me and jadescar!))

(( thank you! sorry this is so late omg

[asklilfef-blog]

Don’t eat too much candy, alright?

((Thanks for the follow, hun! Love your blog!))

38) tanks )(un, im winking under t)(ese goggles ((oi its a pleasure, your blog and art is fabtastic!!!)

[askthetrashgamzee]

((Happy Valentine’s Day from me and jadescar!))

((happy belated Valentine’s Day from me and gam! sorry he’s such a little shit))

[askbbykarkat]

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[veedragon]

((Your kind words have made my day on more than one occasion, so have this small Valentine’s Day thank you from me and jadescar! I’m glad you like this little blog of mine.))

Thank you! Your bloodswap blog gives me life!

[rainbowvdrinker]

((I’m gonna start sending these out! Happy Valentine’s Day!))

[rainbowvdrinker]

♒: Vwiolets tend ta be brash, entitled, an’ tempestuous as the seas--I’m sure alt me ain’t any exception

♒: On the other hand... hot damn

[rainbowvdrinker]

@Evwery single jade Eridan; you are all my descendants. I will be your father. Lovwe me.

[rainbowvdrinker]

@askthejadeprince @ask-eridanmaryam @jadedanofficial @enchantingsanquinarian 

This means all a you

Do you vwant an ancestor? I vwill be your ancestor