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FAQ

[afrodesiacworldwide]

“She’s gorgeous ” 🌸😊😍🌺

[rainbowzodiac]

The Signs as the History of the Entire World, I guess

Aries: Evil virus of satan Taurus: Christopher Columbus, probably on crack Gemini: Whoops half of Europe just died Cancer: Is loving Jesus legal yet? Leo: Pacific showdown extinction ball Virgo: Dank river valley Libra: Suleiman, wearing an onion hat Scorpio: Hey Christians, do you sin? Sagittarius: Tonga time Capricorn: The sun is a deadly lazer Aquarius: Hey, you could make a religion out of this! Pisces: Space dust

[rainbowzodiac]

rate my squad? females: sag, virgo, scorpio, taurus males: pisces Pisces Aquarius Aries virgo and libra

your squad has like almost everyone haha def a good balance! 8/10

- janice

[rainbowzodiac]

im a sag (f) with a capricorn (m) and he literally does not understand why i do anything the way i do, and i try and explain to him it's just in the moment and he should let go once and a while, but he's so serious and i feel gets annoyed by my shenanigans and ugh do you think this pair could last ?

literally me (sag) and my friend (cap) rn like she’s always stressed out and seems way too aggressive and doesn’t seem to understand other people have feelings too atm but we always push through. you guys just gotta make it work and rekindle your relationship. sags are more carefree and caps are more serious, it’s just the way it is, but they bring out the best in one another because they’re so different with the contrast in personalities. it takes mutual effort, wish you luck!

-janice

[rainbowzodiac]

virgo (m) and sag (f) bestfriends?

that’s me and my brother and we have like a love hate relationship but then again that’s like every pair of siblings.... for reals tho it could def work out. it’s one of those pairs where it either works or it doesn’t

- janice

[rainbowzodiac]

hallo! I was wondering what a relationship between a Libra (f) and Leo (m) would be like, friendship and romance wise?? thanks a bunches ♥

they would have a lot of fun together and romance would jsut bring them closer <3

- janice

[rainbowzodiac]

Taurus and Gemini as best friends? 😁😊

10/10 tbh

- janice

[rainbowzodiac]

(F)Scorpio and (m)pisces compatibility

scorpio would probs be low key protective af and pisces would be the lil cute one 

- janice

[rainbowzodiac]

HEY! So um my friend is a Scorpio(m) and I'm an Aries(f) and tbh I really worry about him a lot cause he always seems sad and acts all "nah I'm %100 perfect" and shit so ugh what should I do? Like how can I let him open up to me??

that’s like a typical scorpio lolll but just try to talk to him more and warm up to him, try to make him feel comfortable around you. ask him questions like how’s your day been and share your opinions and stuff so they feel like they can share theirs too

i’m in the same situation rn with a new friend and it seems to be working! :D

good luckkkkk!!!!!

- janice

[rainbowzodiac]

Pisces and pisces couple?

cute af but could be a little needy/clingy towards each other

- janice

[rainbowzodiac]

will a Sagittarius and a Pisces work out and be a cute couple? Sag(f) Pisces (m)

answered

- janice

[rainbowzodiac]

will a Sagittarius and a Pisces be a cute couple?

yessssss i feel like that would just be such a cute couple

like the sag would probably just tease the pisces all the time and it’d be super adorable

- Janice

[sunny-zodiacs]

2016 Presidential Candidates as the Types of Elements

Hillary- Fire Signs// Aries, Leo, Sagittarius (quick to talk, is kind of a hot head, wants to rule)

Bernie- Earth Signs// Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn (quiet, calm, thinks things through)

Trump- Air Signs// Gemini, Libra, Aquarius (is unique and has different and unusual ideas)

Cruz- Water Signs// Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces (a type of go with the flow person and meme trash)

[celestialspaceastro-deactivated]

I REFUSE

[swedishloverboy-deactivated2017]

not on my watch!!!

[moonsgodesss]

💩

[astrologyadvice-deactivated2016]

[geministrology]

mmmm no

[rainbowzodiac]

Nah man

[rainbowzodiac]

The Signs as SpongeBob Quotes

Aries: "Evil! EEEEEEVVIILL!"

Taurus: "This isn't your average everday darkness, this is ... advanced darkness" 

Gemini: "The Krusty Krab pizza! Is the Pizza! For you and me!"

Cancer: "I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes"

Leo: "Soiled it. Soiled it. Soiled it. Soiled it."

Virgo:  "It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!"

Libra:  "Am I a pretty girl?"

Scorpio:  "F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is for urananium, BOMBS! N is for no survivors!"

Sagittarius: "Chocolate? Chocolate! CHOCOLATE!!!!"

Capricorn: "Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli"

Aquarius: "Remember: licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

Pisces:  "The best time to wear a striped sweater...is all the time"

[rainbowzodiac]

Um.....hi. I'm a Capricorn girl and my boyfriend is an Aquarius boy. I'd like to know if we're compatible or not since I never see any posts about us. We're quite happy together, but I'd just like to know our compatibility. What do you think?

Caps and Aquas get a bad wrap tbh. Yeah, there are a lot of ways in which they can clash (the caps desire for stability and the aquas carefree attitude) but there are a lot of ways in which they are compatible. Caps live in the future, and they really just want to reach their goals, and Aquas are the types of people who take what life throws at them. They can use this to their advantage, teaching Capricorn that they don’t ALWAYS need to succeed, and they need to learn to roll with the punches. Alternatively, the Cap can take the Aquarius to their highest level, showing them what it’s like to reach their full potential. 

[rainbowzodiac]

The Signs As Arrested Development Characters

Aries: GOB Bluth

Taurus: Lucille 2

Gemini: Annyong

Cancer: Buster Bluth

Leo: George Bluth Sr

Virgo: George Michael Bluth

Libra: Lindsay Funke

Scorpio: Lucille Bluth

Sagittarius: Maeby Funke

Capricorn: Michael Bluth

Aquarius: Oscar Bluth

Pisces: Tobias Funke

[rainbowzodiac]

The Signs As The History of Japan

Aries: How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? Hire a SAMURAI Taurus: Ding dong it's the outside world. Gemini: Open the country. Stop having it be closed. Cancer: Knock knock it's Europe. No, they're not here to take over, they're just here to sell some shit. Like clocks, and guns, and JESUS Leo: Ruled by a heavenly superperson, or emperor for short. Virgo: "Could you maybe chill?" Libra: Everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down. Scorpio: Knock knock. It's the United States. With huge boats. With Guns. Gunboats. Sagittarius: "Please try this religion." "No" said everyone. "tryyy it" "No" said everyone, quieter this time. Capricorn: "Hi dipshit" Aquarius: "How bout I do anyway?" Pisces: "Can you call me something else other than dipshit?" "Like what?" "How about SUNRISELAND?"