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Stranger Things

gracie abrams
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Kiana Khansmith
Claire Keane
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bliss lane

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cherry valley forever

shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Show & Tell
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Origami Around
trying on a metaphor

titsay

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"OR WOMEN IN GENERAL"???? HELLO
Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.
—Natasha Rao, Divine Transformation
Moss waterfall © Ben Humphrey — 2007
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl
Another reality
ao3 will be down for 15 hours tomorrow due to maintenance. I need you soldiers to stay strong, and not venture down treacherous roads (installing wattpad)
the new year
rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
I love life even if it breaks my heart all the time
the first thing i made in my photoshop class
shout out to the mutuals ive never spoken to. i am sitting in the same room as you doing my arts and craft while you read your book. we are vibing and chilling.
Pray with me everybody, I could get a snaow day tomorroe...
Your [tumblr] Wrapped
You made poasts. yuo freak
Testosterone? But I didn't study
Gender presentation? But I hate public speaking!
Birth assignment?? They're giving kids homework earlier and earlier smh