You are made of stars.

Teagan, 20, Minnesota, USA.

[kaemakis-deactivated20161203]

reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUAL PEOPLE, or REALLY HATE DONALD TRUMP

[owlmylove]

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

[owlmylove]

i have no memory of posting this

[birdsnestbegone]

OP died and respawned before they posted this

[queenholocene-deactivated202211]

you know you're a 90s kid when your vaccinations were mandatory and no one in your class got measles

[mjalti]

Vegetables are delicious, u guys just don’t know how to cook

[thoughtsblunteddd]

Big facts.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

So is tiktok like dark vine. Like vine died and we buried it in a cursed cemetery and it came back but something’s not quite right

[kaijuno]

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

Hello! How are you?

moving from one crisis to another as elegantly as I can 

[mcavoy]

[rainstormsandstars]

me: *lays down in my bed*

my entire body: YES! YES! YES THANK YOU GOD!!!!!! YES YES YES YE

[cuntflicts]

[lesbianrey]

list of heroes

the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house

the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car

[rigglos]

don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men

[julietandherfairjuliet]

The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

The girl that got her friend’s boyfriend to order her a pizza and have it delivered to her house after she caught him cheating on her, then ratted him out as soon as she got her pizza 

[rainstormsandstars]

Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?

Me: I must survive capitalism

[meangirlnurse]

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

[brehaaorgana]

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

[meangirlnurse]

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

[meangirlnurse]

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

[brehaaorgana]

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

[meangirlnurse]

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

[certifiedcopy]

[creativerule34hentai]

Every time you reblog this it makes a baby boomer vandaluse their own untouchable China cabinet in rage.

[distressedphilosopher-deactivat]

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

[gideongaius]

i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

[julesville]

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

The moon has known me all my life