remember to duck

existential crisis status: ongoing

[firebuug]

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[maplebunie]

i can't imagine why

[xxcosmicaura]

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

[nudityandnerdery]

We talk about this website's hate mail game, but the "yes, and..." game is pretty solid, too.

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[weirdmageddon]

glad to know people will still be experiencing this video for the first time this daylight savings

[cathedraldecay]

he’s so real……

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

[s-s-s-senp-p-p-pai]

McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life.... But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off

[a-slut-for-smut]

[tehriz]

Some also important context (this is June 2021, after her second round of grants was announced), as well: 

[image description: tweet from Dan Price, the Seattle business owner who doesn’t take a massive salary and pays everybody at his company really well: “Two years ago, she had $36 billion. Since then, she has donated $8 billion - more than anyone in the world. She is now worth $60 billion. I think people struggle to understand just how fast wealth accumulates for the super-rich. She literally can't give it away fast enough.”.]

[mana4anam-deactivated20221204]

She’s trying to singlehandedly redistribute the wealth she took back from Jeff Bezos and is failing at it because the economy is built so that wealth travels from the bottom, accumulates at the top, and then stays there. She literally cannot give her money away fast enough.

Think about this. This is our current capitalist economy at work. It is working as intended and designed by those who benefit from it.

Her story is incredibly revealing of how and where the system is failing.

[animeengineer]

It also means that we can, indeed, tax the hell out of billionaires and they will not suffer at all.

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Imagine being in your 80s and looking this good 😭 they so badass

[jackiedaytona]

shane "eat the rich" madej

[userengy]

FLEABAG + THE PRIEST NOTICING FLEABAG BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL

[trashboat]

yes i do the cooking

yes i do the cleaning

[trashboat]

yes i stay up at night because my life’s devoid of meaning

[bluescluesposting]

I’M SORRY I’M JUST SWEATING FROM MY EYES

[fierce-trait]

i didn’t think i’d be bawling my fucking eyes out but here we are. love ya steve 🥺💔

- Happy 25th Anniversary of Blues Clues 💙

[cextra-loz]

I have this on mute, but I can still hear this in his voice even after 20 years

[gingeridot]

“You look great, whatever it is you’re doing, it’s working!”

Thanks, I’m on my second day of T

[ruinedchildhood]

[vaultsixtynine]

ok it's been 2.5 years since i moved to washington state and i still barely can find apple butter why is it so HARD. like it can't be THAT uncommon, can it???

[vaultsixtynine]

please im gathering data:

where are you from

do you know what apple butter is

do you like/eat apple butter with any frequency

[deejay]

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[midnaxlink]

What's sucks is feeling all the sugar just by looking at this

[simplisticnihilistic]

This post tastes like lunchroom trading and jungle gyms

[chicks2010]

Can someone buy me this so we can share them after gym class 🥺

[sauceduptoad]

The memories

[architectofimagination]

My cavities are punching me for looking at this

[deejay]

Update: We just got in Pop Rocks,Bubble Tape, Baby Bottle Pop and Zots! Random boxes will get extra goodies including the Retromini, the new original Tamagotchi or Reptar Cereal Candy!

Get it HERE

[anti-social-realist]

My teeth and tongue started fizzing looking at all this candy 🍬

[ruinedchildhood]

[itbjossi]

Whatever the person behind SparkNotes' twitter is being paid it's not enough pt. who knows I lost count after all my Eurovision posting last night?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[teenagerposts]

this cant be true