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POV: Looks like your hand slipped on the keyboard
dont worry everyone he just accidently typed: rm -rf *
I found this meme pretty funny so I rushed it lol
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WHY DO YOU PEOPLE TORMENT ME ? !
Johnny was supposed to be home yesterday. It's fine. He must be caught up with a debriefing or paperwork. Usually, he'll text you if he's going to be late coming back from deployment, but you're sure that everything's okay.
You've been trying to busy yourself by tidying up around the house. You've vacuumed, watered your plants, straightened the couch cushions, remade the bed, and dusted.
You even started baking. You were making chocolate chip cookies (with extra chocolate chips) for when Johnny got home. You set aside some of the dough, salmonella be dammed, you and Johnny both love eating raw cookie dough.
There's a firm knock on your front door. Odd. Johnny doesn't usually knock... he just walks right in. Your heart stops when you open your front door.
It's not Johnny. It's never going to be Johnny. He's not coming home.
The Captain's holding Johnny's dog tags and his sketchbook. You're not sure who, but someone catches you before you hit the ground. You're guided to your couch.
Captain Price informs you that Johnny's already been cremated because of the state his body was in. It sounds like you're underwater. You barely even realize that you're crying.
Lieutenant Riley tells you that Johnny didn't feel any pain, that his death was instant. You don't care. He's dead. Johnny's dead. You want him back.
The funeral is unbearable. You're surrounded by Johnny's massive, grieving family. You can't even look his mother in the eye. You can't look anyone in the eye.
Men in their dress blues keep coming up to you, offering their condolences, telling you that Johnny was a hero, that he died keeping the peace.
You're presented with the flag of the United Kingdom by some General whose jacket is adorned with medals he probably didn't earn. You lost the man you love. All you get in return is a fucking flag.
𝐅𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬, 𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 —𝐈 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫— 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 '𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐈'𝐦 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝.
— Figured I may as well touch this one up a bit & post it finally, alongside the other touched up piece. Both were done because I was inspired by my partner through our babbles & rps over the past few months. I adore these two because of them 💕
Sometimes i feel like i'm doing something wrong in my life-
König had been excited to take you ever since you agreed. Christmas itself wasn’t too important to him, but visiting the German Christmas market he visited almost every year since childhood was. It had everything– music, lights, food, entertainment, and the particular one he liked had a skating rink in the middle.
When you originally told him you had no clue what a ‘Christmas market’ was, especially a German one, König was almost personally offended. He squeaked something in German, most certainly calling you something along the lines of being uncultured before he insisted you went with him the next time the markets were set up.
You had forgotten about agreeing to it until winter rolled around, and it was all König spoke about. There was an unspoken understanding that you didn’t have anywhere else to be on Christmas due to your… complicated family situation. König didn’t question you, nor did he judge you. If anything he was happy he could share something he saw as personal. __
“Sie werden es lieben,” He gleamed as he climbed out of the car. He walked beside you, leading down the concrete sidewalk toward the center of town. König was practically buzzing with excitement. Finally, the two of you turned a corner and the Christmas market came into view.
The German-architectured business buildings were decorated with large, intricately placed holiday lights, casting a warm, bright glow over the different booths circling a large ice rink. The booths had different types of holiday foods, drinks, and entertainment similar to a fairground except everything was lined with beautiful, bright Christmas lights. There was a large population of people, all with their own families, passing booths, sharing drinks, and holding hands while skating around the open ice rink.
“What do you want to do first?” König asked you, eyes twinkling from the bright Christmas lights as he gleamed down at you.
"Everything," you replied with a laugh, taking in the stunning view of the market. The sight was overwhelming in the best way possible, and you couldn’t deny that König’s excitement was contagious.
König grinned under his scarf, his eyes crinkling with joy. “Gut! Let’s start with something sweet,” he suggested, guiding you to a booth selling Lebkuchen, the traditional gingerbread cookies decorated with colorful icing. He handed you one shaped like a heart with the words Frohe Weihnachten carefully piped on top.
“Taste it,” he urged, watching your expression closely as you took a bite. The spice and sweetness melted on your tongue, and you couldn’t help the little noise of delight you made.
“It’s amazing!” you said, and König practically puffed up with pride. “They make them fresh here,” he explained, his voice tinged with nostalgia. “When I was a boy, my mother would buy me one, and I wasn’t allowed to eat it until we got home. Now, you get to enjoy it right away.”
You smiled at the story, warmth blooming in your chest. “Well, thank you for breaking your tradition for me.”
König laughed softly. “For you, it’s worth it.”
The two of you wandered from booth to booth, trying roasted chestnuts, sipping Glühwein—a warm, spiced wine that heated you from the inside out—and marveling at the intricate handmade ornaments and trinkets on display. König insisted on buying you a small wooden nutcracker, painted in vibrant colors, as a keepsake.
“You have to keep this,” he said, handing it to you after paying. “Every time you see it, you’ll remember tonight.”
“Like I could forget,” you replied, slipping the nutcracker into your bag.
As the evening went on, König kept stealing glances at you, clearly reveling in your enjoyment of something so dear to him. He seemed particularly proud as he led you toward the skating rink. “Do you skate?” he asked.
You hesitated. “Not really… it’s been years since I’ve even tried.”
“Perfect!” he said, already lacing up a pair of skates for himself. “Then I’ll teach you.”
The two of you stepped onto the ice, your movements wobbly and uncertain compared to König’s steady, practiced strides. He took your hands in his much larger ones, steadying you as he guided you slowly around the rink. You stumbled a few times, but König was always there to catch you, laughing softly and offering words of encouragement in German and English.
By the end of the night, your cheeks hurt from smiling so much, and your heart felt light in a way it hadn’t in years. As you stood by the edge of the rink, watching the lights twinkle above, König leaned down slightly, his voice low and gentle.
“Danke,” he said. “For coming with me. It means more than I can say.”
You turned to him, your breath visible in the cold air. “Thank you for sharing this with me. It’s… perfect.”
König’s eyes softened, and for a moment, it felt like the bustling market around you faded away. Then he reached into his pocket, pulling out a small wrapped box. “Frohe Weihnachten,” he said, handing it to you shyly. “I got this for you.”
Inside was a delicate silver bracelet with a single charm shaped like a snowflake. You stared at it, touched beyond words.
“König, it’s beautiful.”
“It reminded me of you,” he said softly, his voice almost shy. “Unique and… special.”
You slipped the bracelet onto your wrist, the charm catching the light as you smiled up at him. “This is the best Christmas I’ve ever had.”
And as König beamed down at you, his eyes shining with warmth and something deeper, you knew it wouldn’t be the last.
hi! there was some interest in my last post for a template :)
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here’s some helpful info:
The education in this template is based on the UK system
Here's a helpful link for the SAS Fitness test + Points system
military service numbers
For the UK - eight-digit number, e.g. 25232301
For the US (use the following format with different eight-digit number) -
12-345-678: US Army and Air Force
123-45-67: US Navy
1234-567: US Coast Guard
1234567890* (a ten digit number, thank you @sandloaf for pointing this out!!): US Marine Corps
12345: most U.S. military officers
For Canada - random alphabetic letter and eight-digit number in the format - X12 345 678
hope you enjoy!
adamantine chains | part 3
"Amor et melle et felle est fecundissimus." "What does that mean?" "Love is rich with both honey and venom." "I suppose that is true." Or which in König finds you broken in the mountains. A (brief) retelling of Cupid and Psyche. König | Reader
tags: no tw for this chapter, eventual smut, eventual death, idk yet request a fic here | buy me a coffee so I don't have to work overtime and can write more
a/n: we will not delve into the full cupid psyche story this month. this is just part 1. the rest will come later.
chapter 1 | chapter 2 | chapter 3
The days pass slowly. You rotate through reorganizing and cleaning König's house, hands searching for something to keep them busy and from worrying about where your fiance could be and running errands for Oma. On the tenth day, it finally happens. You're trying to figure out what to cook yourself for dinner when a knock on the door startles you.
I’m just saying, if he can plant a spike, he should be able to shoot a gun
Little Savior - Gekko x Reader
I just love the idea of Gekko's creatures feeling, that there is something between Y/n and him, and them wanting to have your attention, help you or protect you... my heart. God.
The moment you defused the spike, you finally could let go. Your head felt dizzy, you could feel the gunshot wound burn on your thigh. The team would be there soon, so you sat under the wall, putting pressure on the wound, waiting for some help. Suddenly though, everything started to fade black.
Your eyes opened the moment you felt something poking your thigh, making weird noices. You've noticed it was Gekko's Wingamn.
"H-hey buddy, what are you doing there?" You murmured quietly. This little creature immidiately jumped closer to you, as it heard your voice. He was scratching your chest, as if he was trying to keep you awake.
It wasn't long after that when you've heard Gekko's voice. "Oye! Wingman, found something?" And when he noticed Wingman and you under the wall, he immidiately ran straight to you.
"I got you, it's okay..." He kneeled before you, scanning your whole body. You smiled at him, patting Wingman on it's head. "I'll be fine!"
There was a bit of worry in Gekko's eyes, but he could tell that you'll be fine. He hated to see you in pain, and seeing you there sitting, barely conscious, felt like hell. You were so important to him, he would do anything to have you safe and unharmed all the time. He only didn't know how to say it.
"Come on, let's go patch you up" He said, reaching his hand to you, and you grabbed it. When you stood up though, you faltered forwards, but Gekko has cought you in his arms.
"Easy... easy..." He said. Wingman of course tried to help you stand, by grabbing your ankle. It didn't support you at all, but the view of him trying his best was so adorable"
"Awww" You started, looking at Wingman "He's never done that before, what happened?"
At this question Gekko's face turned a little red. He knew that the creatures could feel his emotions and react to them. They perfectly understood who you were to Gekko, and wanted to support you as they support him.
"Brbrbrb?" It was Dizzy, who showed up behind Gekko's arm.
"She'll be fine guys!" He explained, grabbed you from under your knees to have you on his hands, making sure he avoided any hurt areas. "God, I thought you won't be this heavy."
"Oh, excuse me? I thought you wouldn't be that strong" You teased him.
"Brbbrrbrt?"
"Yes Dizzy!" You both answered, which made both of you giggle. Suddenly though your head felt heavy again, and you didn't even notice making a quiet groan.
"Hey-hey, stay with me there alright? Let's go." Gekko then took you to the rest of the team, where you could get the help you needed from Sage. He held you tight, and you wondered, how come you've never been in his arms before.
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Sketched a little something for my babygirl's first cinematic <3
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