* 𝒉𝒍𝒗𝒓𝒂𝒊 𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒚 - 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒔 1 & 2
A mix of lines from the cast and the series itself. Change however necessary.
Please. Give me a trickle of normalcy, what the fuck did you just do?
That's ok, I'm- I'm not human.
The dick didn't render properly on my screen, I didn't have all the add-ons.
There are no pre-determined deaths.
Please stop talking about my murder tally!
We're like a bunch of six year olds who were given a bucket of paint and a human cloning machine.
That's my baby. I have (son/daughter/child), (his/her/their) name is (name).
You know how is, you call up your boys for a nice day in (area) and you accidentally summon God.
It's chunky salsa Sunday.
I like to imagine we are all a bunch of (name)'s personal guardian angels.
I don't think that's what we're doing.
When I was a kid, I did have a drawer full of loose Tic-Tacs.
You took them out of the thing and put them in-?!
I think it's good that he died!
I live under a fuckin' rock and I know nothing.
It's great, it enters your brain in your sleep!
The horrible realization of what they are is dawning on (him/her/them) and (he/she/they) can't bear it anymore.
(He's/She's/they're) encasing (him/her/them) in a cocoon!
I like the idea of someone singing someone else into a cocoon.
Y'all need to read some book!
Do you want me to kill this?
Watch how strong I am, (name)! Hyah!
I did have a (wife/husband/partner), but they took (her/him/them) in the divorce.
I think "help" is a really funny way of wording that.
They were working on flash-freezing human meat.
I like it up there. Shut up!
That man's non-euclidean!
Oh, he just injected me with drugs!
The drugs are taking effect!
Listen, even bones are scared of bombing runs.
I made it worse. TAKE. DAMAGE. NOW.
Right there, boom. The money shot.
No. I'm- I'm not going to.
Ah, a girl never kisses and tells!
Hey, who killed him. Who killed this?
I'd love to have a good-old yeehaw with you.
I would never threaten you, (name), unless you gave me reason to.
I would fall asleep to the sound of him screaming and gunfire.
I was the woman behind the slaughter.
Get out of my FUCKING way.
The weather channel is scary! Sometimes.
I said that as a defense mechanism.
I didn't get hired for a gooping, (name)!
Oh goodie! More nuclear waste!
You wanna put up your dukes?!
Thank God every nuclear power plant has a cache of grenades that's mandatory to be there.
Can you not point a pistol at my head when you compliment me?
You're a nasty little sewage boy, aren't you (name)?
You guys are like wind-up toys. Fuck.
Calm down. Put down your piece of metal.
Designated speedrunner at birth.
I forgot, that's uh… One of our holograms.
Oh, I remember this part! I hit that button and I did it on purpose!
Yeah I'm sorry we're kind of fucked.
Yeah, that's what I wanna hear!
Excuse me, but… Does anyone know how I died?
(Name), my neural implants don't allow me to tell you!
(Name) posted these to LiveLeak later that day.
You are a fucking anomaly.
Anything else and you're fucked ten ways from Saturday, buddy.
(Name) was already assaulting my brain.
There's a guy ahead I NEED to kill him.
I actually don't know if you can help, that looks like hell.
Fucking of course it is! It's a chair! Get out of my house!
Take that, you damnable bitch!
Don't worry, my body is completely numb.
I'm not afraid of you! … I'm afraid of you!
(Name)'s military psychological warfare is impeccable.
You can hear the unsurity in his voice.
Hey I just SAVED YOUR LIFE!
I'm… Pretty sure it's not.
LOOK (name), WE MADE IT TO THE SURFACE.
Then we kill everyone and take it for ourselves.
(Name) is a jaded tutorial NPC until (he/she/they) believes (his/her/their) life is in peril.
You thought wrong, my good bitch!
I have good news. I do believe the United States Military has been completely wiped out this time!
I want to go back. I'm going back!
(Name) is pumped full of a killing intent at night.
Someone's activated the beast.
I bet he's lonely and waiting for your plump lips, (Name).
That's not true, be nice to yourself or I'll get you.
(Name) carves through solid concrete like it's a hot knife through butter.
Oh, sweet mana from heaven.
I'm making everyone take damage by accident today!
They keep me on a need-to-know basis for my own good.
They change the code every Sunday back to seven.
We have to herd (name) around like (he's/she's/they're) a very sad little goat.
