-Watching one of them trying to calculate a jump from the couch to the table but missing and hitting their chin on the side before falling.
-A sea of about 120 individual socks found in a nest under my bed.
-Fearless and will chase the cats. The cats are rightfully scared.
-The “Ferret War Dance” where they fling themselves around in a fit to appear tough but they just look stupid.
-One would stick his nose in his water bowl and make bubbles.
-”Dooking”, or the grunting noise they make when excited that sounds like you put a cellphone up to a radio.
-Falling out of their hammocks while sleeping because they gotta share, even when there’s three other hammocks open.
-All things vaguely ball shaped and smaller than an apple will disappear.
-Special anti-stinky-ferret shampoo that’s green and smells like cucumber.
-Once challenged my friend’s husky to a fight and won.
-Don’t leave food out with plastic wrappers. They won’t eat it, they’ll just hide it.
-Ferret sleeping ball under the couch.
-”Speedbumping”, or when they suddenly stop in the middle of playing to lay flat on the floor for two seconds before going at it again.
-Ferret that decides climbing the screen door like a monkey is a good idea. On a separate note, baby-gates do nothing.
-Random foot attack for no good reason.
-One of them sleeps with a stuffed animal and carries it around like a kid’s teddy-bear when he moves between rooms.
-Constantly having to check on your ferrets and worrying because they sleep so long and so heavily you’d assume they were dead.
-Elastic spines that allows them to slip under doors, so really no room is safe.