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#Me #When you're almost 40 and still get ditched by the few friends you have so you leave the BBQ and pout in your room #like the adult you are

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the cats be like

Good thing I don't turn 38 tomorrow.

#Me #Cause I'm still 28...

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DID YOU KNOW THAT:

every episode of bill nye the science guy is available to stream and/or download for free from the Internet Archive https://archive.org/details/billnyethescienceguythecompleteseries-07-28-2021

NOW YOU KNOW

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Cats getting caught doing crimes

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it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:

I know what I am doing is wrong

I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong

If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other

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these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.

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At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

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I actually can't handle this right now. My emotions have been all over the place, and this is too fucking precious.

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"Now is not the time for fear. That comes later."

Tom Hardy as Bane || The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

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My man is built like Bane, almost exactly, and said he'll dress up as him for Halloween (lbh, for me lol). Possibly before then too, if you catch my drift. It's like my birthday came early! The shoulders. They've both got them shoulders. 🤤🤤🤤

It's almost like some people think past due child support becomes non-existent once they turn 18. But hey man, at least it's not the $50k+ that you owed back when you scared me into dropping the case after you threatened to kill the officers showing up to enforce you to make a payment. So, maybe be grateful for that? Sorry (not sorry) that I wouldn't accept sex as a payment. Psycho.

#Random thoughts that make me frustrated #Me