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Good thing I don't turn 38 tomorrow.
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Cats getting caught doing crimes
it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:
I know what I am doing is wrong
I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong
If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other
these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.
At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes
I actually can't handle this right now. My emotions have been all over the place, and this is too fucking precious.
"Now is not the time for fear. That comes later."
Tom Hardy as Bane || The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
My man is built like Bane, almost exactly, and said he'll dress up as him for Halloween (lbh, for me lol). Possibly before then too, if you catch my drift. It's like my birthday came early! The shoulders. They've both got them shoulders. 🤤🤤🤤
It's almost like some people think past due child support becomes non-existent once they turn 18. But hey man, at least it's not the $50k+ that you owed back when you scared me into dropping the case after you threatened to kill the officers showing up to enforce you to make a payment. So, maybe be grateful for that? Sorry (not sorry) that I wouldn't accept sex as a payment. Psycho.
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perhaps god is inept
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why did this get me so good 😂
My co-worker tried to make shit up about me and was immediately shut down by our manager. Feels good to know when someone gets called on their bullshit. I worked multiple double shifts, 50 hrs a week and on my weekends off from my other job so I could cover for you. Now you wanna say you don't know why they even keep me around? Girl, enjoy working the weekends alone now cause I don't need to keep working 7 days a week for your bitch ass. 😜✌️
Also, customers talk shit about you to me.
I don't give two flying fucks how old I am - I will always yell for help if I'm taking a shit and see a spider in the room with me. I will never be mentally or emotionally strong enough to handle holding in a shit and killing a spider at the same time. I can't even kill one when I'm shit free, let alone vulnerable on the porcelain throne.