What's Rakdos then?
Theater kids
Thise are some fucking terrifying theatre kids…
That’s just what theater kids are like
was a theater kid in high school, can confirm

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@rakdos-cult
What's Rakdos then?
Theater kids
Thise are some fucking terrifying theatre kids…
That’s just what theater kids are like
was a theater kid in high school, can confirm
Can I take Rakdos
Yes but youll have to change your name to rakdos, or take it as a middle/last name
what is this about taking Rakdos. no one but our Lord Rakdos can have his cult
Anyone who wants a discount on baked goods must be part of House Dimir
Pledge your fealty now. Bend the knee.
Nah thanks. I’ll pay full price.
Why get a discount on Dimir baked goods, when Izzet bakeries have better quality goods at a lower price?
Home baked v.s. mass produced.
I’ll have you know Izzet baked goods aren’t mass produced, they’re all hand made!
Made by WHAT’S hands?
Mostly goblins, but also some humans and weirds
Are they working in stations? Are there conveyer belts? Are the cookies cooked by the hundreds?
They each have their own work stations of course. Each and every baked good is hand made, and you know they’re not mass produced because each one is different!
we have baked goods too! sure some of them aren’t things that were meant to be baked but they’re still good
So every guild does baked goods now??
I guess. besides we gotta have something to feed to Lord Rakdos when he’s not napping
Just…buy them from me……
can we pay for baked goods with baked goods?
Anyone who wants a discount on baked goods must be part of House Dimir
Pledge your fealty now. Bend the knee.
Nah thanks. I’ll pay full price.
Why get a discount on Dimir baked goods, when Izzet bakeries have better quality goods at a lower price?
Home baked v.s. mass produced.
I’ll have you know Izzet baked goods aren’t mass produced, they’re all hand made!
Made by WHAT’S hands?
Mostly goblins, but also some humans and weirds
Are they working in stations? Are there conveyer belts? Are the cookies cooked by the hundreds?
They each have their own work stations of course. Each and every baked good is hand made, and you know they’re not mass produced because each one is different!
we have baked goods too! sure some of them aren’t things that were meant to be baked but they’re still good
So every guild does baked goods now??
I guess. besides we gotta have something to feed to Lord Rakdos when he’s not napping
Anyone who wants a discount on baked goods must be part of House Dimir
Pledge your fealty now. Bend the knee.
Nah thanks. I’ll pay full price.
Why get a discount on Dimir baked goods, when Izzet bakeries have better quality goods at a lower price?
Home baked v.s. mass produced.
I’ll have you know Izzet baked goods aren’t mass produced, they’re all hand made!
Made by WHAT’S hands?
Mostly goblins, but also some humans and weirds
Are they working in stations? Are there conveyer belts? Are the cookies cooked by the hundreds?
They each have their own work stations of course. Each and every baked good is hand made, and you know they’re not mass produced because each one is different!
we have baked goods too! sure some of them aren’t things that were meant to be baked but they’re still good
Do the Rakdos have any members who aren't murderous sciopaths or just dangerously self-destructive?
Yes.
Rakdos and die
all guilds have a role in ravnican society
azorius: make laws
boros: enforce laws dimir: find loopholes in laws simic: ignore laws rakdos: REALLY ignore laws selesnya: dude…weed izzet: invent things that need to be banned with laws orzhov: make money off laws golgari: insert joke here gruul: laws? die
Bard College - Rix Maadi Guildmage (Download)
A continuation of my cycle of Ravnica’s guildmages, here is my take on Rix Maadi Guildmage as a bard subclass. Initially, I considered this guildmage as a Warlock subclass, but seeing as the cult of Rakdos are entertainers first and foremost, a bard subclass would be much more appropriate.
For this subclass, a few abilities, such as Song of Suffering and Dance of Death took direct inspiration from the actual card Rix Maadi Guildmage, specifically the power to deal additional damage to a character that has already suffered damage. Performance of Pain took more inspiration from how this type of character could be integrated into D&D, rather than from actual Rakdos cards, encouraging the players to take risks by offering rewards for being injured, but also encouraging the players to damage each other to enhance their performance.
Dance of Death was inspired by a combination of the mechanic Unleash, the first part of Havoc Festival, and the Rage ability of D&D’s barbarian class. However, with no rage table for the Bard class, I based it on the same limit for uses as Bardic inspiration. Showstopper was directly based on the card of the same name, and instead of limiting it as an ability I felt that the ideal way to use it would be as something one can do to end their Dance of Death, presenting it as an explosive grand finale.
I want to thank the cult for approving of my patch
You are v welcome!! Lord Rakdos was very pleased with the tribute when I showed it to him
Rakdos patch is done!
Any tips on a rakdos lord of riots EDH?
@commandtower-solring-go @sarkhan-volkswagen @misteryada @goblintinkering @gigaguessmtg @flavoracle @actualborossoldier @phyrexian-without-a-cause @pepperjaq @odric-master-swagtician @imperialseal @island-delver-go @esper-etherium
- Run The Best Tutor In Da World (Demonic, Vampiric, Cruel, Grim, IMPERIAL SEAL) - Red Elemental Blast - Eldrazi - Stensia Blood Hall / Strip Mine / Wasteland - Crucible Of World - POX - Bitterblossom / Contamination / Smokestacks - Reanimation Spell / Dredge
@imperialseal I was thinking of running a few red burn spells (lightning bolt, shock etc.) and then running some eldrazi (like bane of Bala ged) to get out for cheap/free. Also tutor, duh
@voiddwellerstudios Single Target/Single Use burn is kinda iffy in EDH. I would recommend Reusable One, Like Thermo Alchemy, Staff Of Nin, Grim Lavamancer.
Staff of Nin is good in any deck honestly, 100% agree with Imperial seal on bit about single target burn. It’s hard to really utilize well
I run bolt in any mono red but as this has access to cards like Hero’s Downfall you reeeeaaaally have no need to resort to targeted red removal for your creature removal suite.
@mirapunk
Cryptolith Fragment is a nice on-curve Mana rock that can help you get Lord of Riots out
maro is right about dimir, all that people see is their facade as a shitty, useless guild. but they don’t know the truth. deep down, is an even shittier guild
everyone who reblogged this delete this fuckin post
make me fucker
All the guilds suck. The gods are better.
Them's fightin words *raises fists*
Which guild is the most Metal, Rakdos or Gruul?
Definitely Rakdos.
Fiery (g)rave
#rakdoslife
Why Not Visit Ravnica?
#OffendEveryoneInFourWords
Gideon and Nissa Suck (I’d like to point out that this is not my opinion this is for meme purposes only @bace-jeleren please don’t murder me)
It’s too late, we have to fight to the death now
@bace-jeleren I guess we must fight the traditional way *begins shuffling modern deck* IT’S TIME TO DUEL KAIBa
Should I contact @mirapunk to set up a rakdos cage match?
Already got the fighting ring set up. Ya want me to clean up the blood first?
@rakdos-cult we’ll be good. It won’t last long anyway. As an IZZET MAGE, I’ll deal with this quickly.
Sweet. We’ve got some other people who wanna fight here so quick is good