Lady Ilia

Wow. They really give just anyone a Tumblr account, huh. Aren't you all dead? Shall I report you for impersonation?

#if that idiot can find an internet connection from his knife i’m fairly sure the collective intellect of an entire city can too #that’s a sentence that i’ve said sure

Aren’t you trapped in a knife? Not really like there’s much of a difference there :P

rakhn-suggestions

I officially declare kittens as my new enemies.

I am besieged. No matter where I stray in this site, those feline furballs manage to find me all the same. I am fervently convinced that the critters are doing it on purpose to bore me out of my mind. If you are their leader and you are reading this, rest assured that I will find you.

#have you tried the search bar #i’m pretty sure that can help you get results

but they’re cuuuute :3

chaos-incarnate-xd

So, I did a thing.

being the change i want to see on the quiz website

I got Tess!!! Yippeee!!!

#ooc post #i’m erin without the ego issues #<- bitch with ego issues #comicaurora

Yeesh no need to call me out

vash-suggestions

be as annoying as possible to thwart your enemies

#seriously #him being in the knife has actually been kind of nice #good for my incarnation’s hair at least

and your friends apparently

Ilia what do you think about snails

this feels vaguely threatening

#comicaurora #snails #to answer the question i do not mind them #i’m a lake they kind of come with the territory #it’s been a minute since i’ve seen one #but sea snails are especially cute

Oh right tumblr exists. Time to go stalk Tynan’s blog

#ilia’s mod genuinely forgot this existed #because real life a whole bitch

melsyapperia

Figured out how the hunger games sim thing works, saw someone doing aurora so i decided to do it too :)) moments i screenshotted under the cut

#how does that even happen

… I am calm I am CALM

*biting your knife*

WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLE.Wait wait keep doing that maybe if it breaks I'll get out. Or you'll break your teeth on the metal. Bound to be a good time for me either way, really.

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It tastes like static electricity. Nice zing to it! The metal looks fine so far. Additional bites could yield more results, but I should scamper before Tahraim discovers I'm in his forge.

You're all insane I hate it here

spacetimeaccordionfolder

I was unaware The Storm of Terror was terrorized by people speaking their opinions. It is nice to have a god fear me, though.

"terrorized" oh PLEASE. I hold nothing but contempt and disgusting for you little grains of sand. You may have forgotten, may think yourself safe, but a storm still lurks on the horizon, little mortals...

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I'm putting you in the dishwasher again

#ooc i love headcanoning ilia as absolutely clueless #that one butcher vanity edit where yi xi eats plates

I did not know mortals ate knives. Guess I should put that on the catering order if the Divine Blade and his friends come to visit.

Why are you putting the knife *inside* your dishwasher? That can’t be healthy for them. Don’t knives kill mortals? I would imagine this also extends to people whose job it is to wash dishes. Unless by inside, you mean feeding it to your dishwasher, in which case I assume it’d make for a nice snack.

kbsd

my niche version of "he would not fucking say that" is "he would not fucking carry that baby to term" for mpreg headcanons. sometimes there is power in recognizing that a fictional man WOULD get a mabortion

#i could not in forty million years tell you who #possibly also Tynan

this is either Vash or Zuurith

Doing a rematch for the hunger games simulator since I ragequit and closed the tab when Dainix died, and also since a lot of those aurora god blogs liked it (like holy shit I didn’t think that post would get so much attention from them whattt)

I’ll come back once it’s done to show the winner and some highlights!!

Hm, I found the simulator you were using. This should be interesting…

oh whoops I forgot to adjust pronouns

And Caliban wins!

#somewhat ooc #ilia’s mod is very bored #and she is making it your inbox’s problem

some highlights, with Ilia’s comments:

owie

Is that even possible?

how’s that one feel (i died to a hatchet too, got one from a sponsor)

weirdest hunting party I’ve ever seen

the only death that day btw

and placements!

Doing a rematch for the hunger games simulator since I ragequit and closed the tab when Dainix died, and also since a lot of those aurora god blogs liked it (like holy shit I didn’t think that post would get so much attention from them whattt)

I’ll come back once it’s done to show the winner and some highlights!!

Hm, I found the simulator you were using. This should be interesting…

oh whoops I forgot to adjust pronouns

#where was that during the last game i wonder

And Caliban wins!

Doing a rematch for the hunger games simulator since I ragequit and closed the tab when Dainix died, and also since a lot of those aurora god blogs liked it (like holy shit I didn’t think that post would get so much attention from them whattt)

I’ll come back once it’s done to show the winner and some highlights!!

Hm, I found the simulator you were using. This should be interesting…

oh whoops I forgot to adjust pronouns

#fool

Doing a rematch for the hunger games simulator since I ragequit and closed the tab when Dainix died, and also since a lot of those aurora god blogs liked it (like holy shit I didn’t think that post would get so much attention from them whattt)

I’ll come back once it’s done to show the winner and some highlights!!

#the hunger game simulator #comic aurora #i hope i don’t die immediately #ooc i ran out of gods so i had to put the primordials lmao

Hm, I found the simulator you were using. This should be interesting…

Doing a rematch for the hunger games simulator since I ragequit and closed the tab when Dainix died, and also since a lot of those aurora god blogs liked it (like holy shit I didn’t think that post would get so much attention from them whattt)

I’ll come back once it’s done to show the winner and some highlights!!

It’s done! Valia won!!

Unfortunately there weren’t many things that would be good highlights for this round but tynan lost a fight like twice and I thought that was kinda funny

And placements, for fun!

#comicaurora #he deserved it. probably

Tynan lost twice? Suck it.

… Caliban told me to say that, I don’t know what that means.

I’m back in the fucking building again

Hey, I’m on there. Oh, I’m with Caliban.

caliban-suggestions

Welcome to the winning team, Ilia! You've lucked out.

#for that godsbedamned grass #he’d better at least pay for the repairs #do you have any clue how expensive a grass technician is in this economy

I simply hope that we can kill Tynan.

Vash told me about this new thing called Tumblr. Am I doing this right?

#or maybe it’s my psychosis idk #probably not that

Carrier pigeon

tahraim-suggestions

Can you like. Shake tynan. For enrichment

The former storm is regularly subjected to various forces for research purposes.

Do you think he likes it? I hope not. He trampled a nice grassy field next to my lake, last I saw him. I’m still ticked off by that.

Oh?? Oh??? Bold talk for such a small, small "god". I'll blow your pathetic little puddle right out of its basin when I get out of here mark my words Ilia you half rate excuse for a spirit I'll snap your soul in half without even incarnating

zuurith-suggestions

The emphasis is on “when I get out of here.”