The Storm of Terror himself

He/Him - @tahraim-suggestions let me out of this goddamn knife so I can kick your ass - The wifi in here sucks so I can't terrorize tumblr as often as I'd like - (Unreality!)

[rotary-supercollider]

🔥🥄👍😎❤️🔥

[tahraim-suggestions]

Does tynan get wifi in his knife

Apparently

[artemisiamasterofnone]

so...

Not intentional

[tahraim-suggestions]

The blade was forged to contain him, guarding against wifi was not one of the enchantments hammered into it.

[tynan-suggestions]

L

[tynan-suggestions]

Are you gonna, like zap things with gay lightning?

I mean. It's whatever sexuality the primordial was so.

[tynan-suggestions]

it is pride month tynan, you know what that means.

Do you want me to like

Strike gay terror in the hearts of mortals

What

[tynan-suggestions]

Huh

What

Do you want me to like

Destroy gay cities

What

[tynan-suggestions]

Huh

What

Do you want me to like

Be trapped in a gay knife or a glorb like Vash

What

[tynan-suggestions]

Happy pride month. Not like you insignificant mortals could possibly have anything to be proud of.

[tynan-suggestions]

Do you prefer your steak rare, medium rare, medium, or… well done?

Oh please. I don't eat. That's beneath me.

[tynan-suggestions]

i took away your swords. idiot

GENUINELY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE MORTALS ON TUMBLR. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM.

[tynan-suggestions]

Meow?

Finally, the cries of pain I'm used to hearing from mortals... It's been too long...

[dragon-ashes-03]

YOU HURT CATS ????

You monster

[tynan-suggestions]

I literally wipe whole cities off the map. It's kind of my entire thing.

[tynan-suggestions]

Meow?

Finally, the cries of pain I'm used to hearing from mortals... It's been too long...

[tynan-suggestions]

Oh hey it's 4/20

[vash-suggestions]

you are in my nightmare blunt rotation

[tynan-suggestions]

I don't want to be in anything of yours unless it's in your former walls laughing over the mass grave of your former denizens

[citizens-of-vash-suggestions]

we're all on here you know you asshole

[tynan-suggestions]

Wow. They really give just anyone a Tumblr account, huh. Aren't you all dead? Shall I report you for impersonation?

[vash-suggestions]

I could report you for impersonation because you're as good as dead in that knife of yours

[tynan-suggestions]

Bold words from the god in the orb. At least I'm not getting vivisected, loser.

[tynan-suggestions]

Oh hey it's 4/20

[vash-suggestions]

you are in my nightmare blunt rotation

[tynan-suggestions]

I don't want to be in anything of yours unless it's in your former walls laughing over the mass grave of your former denizens

[citizens-of-vash-suggestions]

we're all on here you know you asshole

[tynan-suggestions]

Wow. They really give just anyone a Tumblr account, huh. Aren't you all dead? Shall I report you for impersonation?

[tynan-suggestions]

Oh hey it's 4/20

[vash-suggestions]

you are in my nightmare blunt rotation

[tynan-suggestions]

I don't want to be in anything of yours unless it's in your former walls laughing over the mass grave of your former denizens

[vash-suggestions]

what if I rolled you into a blunt. bitch

[tynan-suggestions]

As much as Tahraim stinks, you've got to admit he's not one to let a blade go blunt.

[tynan-suggestions]

Oh hey it's 4/20

[vash-suggestions]

you are in my nightmare blunt rotation

[tynan-suggestions]

I don't want to be in anything of yours unless it's in your former walls laughing over the mass grave of your former denizens

[tynan-suggestions]

Oh hey it's 4/20

[tynan-suggestions]

Crunch. Munch. Owie. Ouch.

If you don't have the bite force to break it can you mush-brained MORONS stop biting the knife

[tahraim-suggestions]

Tahraim, I'm bored. Can I bite Tynan?

I mean it's just a knife, you'd be biting down on sharp, hard metal. Also I will be holding the knife so you don't run away with it between your teeth.

[spacetimeaccordionfolder]

That sounds like an interesting experience. However, between asking you this and your answer, I did go get hard pretzels which mostly satisfied the want to bite, and I'm not sure I want to figure out what to eye contact wise with you holding the knife so to avoid having to figure that out, I might pass for now.

[tynan-suggestions]

I'm bored can I bite you again?

No