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✉️ couriersdaily
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#diversity win??? #woahhh I forgot about him #this is how I found out. I hate it here #this is the end of the ethuveraz and a disgrace to his late serenity's memory #woaw #ENJOY BEING A BARIZHAN COLONY THOU ELVISH BASTARDS #prev: well no bc it's not like the great avar gaf about him either #who the fuck is archduke maia??? #aww he's only 18 :( #is he the one everyone says is crazy.....? #this is like a wonder tale talk about a comeback #this is a disaster #COOL #ok I guess #EMPRESS CHENELO AVENGED‼️ #dost thou think we can pray in the bariheise style now #I have never heard of this man before in my life
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😎 aveyyyyio
Edrehasivar better than me coz if I'd been in relegation my whole life in genteel poverty with some random and my whole family hated me or didn't gaf about me and I never got formally presented at court and everyone said I was mad or inbred I would have ascended to the throne and started killing everyone responsible
❤️ silmaroperas
op I see thine point but most of the people responsible are very much now dead. like that literally is how we got here
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Anonymous said:
Prince Idra is the rightful Emperor
⚰️ witnessforthedeadfandoms answered:
Oh so thou'rt massive on child cruelty and the death of child emperors??? that's what thou'rt saying?? thou wants Prince Idra to be a child emperor and then be murdered by a power hungry regent?? wowwwwwwww #problematic
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Anonymous said:
suspicious that the Emperor and his other sons ALL got taken out at once, leaving the throne clear for Archduke Maia, no?? Like it's.... Convenient. Wouldn't you say
⚰️ witnessforthedeadfandoms answered:
Not really no
#thou didst all jump like fleas to the next conspiracy I see 🙄
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⚔️ valmatasreturn reblogged courtpollsandbrackets follow
who should be chosen as edrehasivar vii's empress
paru tethimin
csethiro ceredin
loran duchenin
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#so is this how the corazhas make decisions now or??? #anyway. CSETHIRO SWEEP
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🤲🏻 honourofcsethio follow
tbh we think everyone saying that edrehasivar is going to be a disaster of an emperor is being really fatalistic... like YEAH he looks like a panic attack had a wish granted to be a real boy but we think he can do some real good :(
🕰️ likeclockwork
lol sorry but that skinny kid would have to bridge the istandaärtha to win my confidence
🕰️ likeclockwork
BY ANMURA
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❗imperialcourtnews
🚨| As agreed by the Corazhas this morning, Dach'osmin Csethiro Ceredin is engaged to the Emperor Edrehasivar VII and will become Empress Csethiro, Ethuverazid Zhasan
#edit: please stop tagging this 'can Edrehasivar fight' someone's gonna construe it as a threat on the Emperor's life and things have been tense enough lately #second edit: WE GET IT, A LOT OF THEE HAD A CRUSH ON HER AT LEAST THOU DOST GET TO SEE HER ALL THE TIME NOW
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🎶 operasdaily follow
Opera of the Day: The Autumn Archduke is an old warhorse by Ebrezhanar. It concerns the sudden ascension to the throne of the Archduke Aizhevea (later Edrethelema III) after the tragic deaths of his father, older brother, and his sister's son in a fire at the imperial palace. It maps the early years of his reign, including how the incident partially inspired his designs for the new structure of the Untheileneise Court. It was popularly performed in Lohaiso ten years ago, but has not been significantly revived since this period.
👁️ akhalarnaseyeball
this happened to my buddy Edrehasivar Zhas
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🪻lazinessoftanvero
scream apparently in the flop coup they tried to send the emperor to be a votary of csethio??? this just in, 'get thee to a nunnery' is NOT just for noblewomen #equality
🪻lazinessoftanvero
reading through the whole report on the attempt now and losing my shit... skill issue of the highest level imagine thy coup fails because thy 14 year old prince and 18 year old emperor unionise against thee and thou cannot do shit because teenager 1 and teenager 2 are the two most powerful men in the court... biggest cringefail coup of all time
#say the prayer of compassion for the dead for chavar and sheveän's egos because they won't survive this
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😎 aveyyyyio
anyone else think the couriersdaily account is kinda being really excessively hype about eshevis tethimar getting killed in that assassination attempt. like... real, but also. diva... the attempt on the emperor's life......
#though I presume if they're shitposting the emperor is probably fine #given couriersdaily is almost certainly run by... Thou Knowest... #maybe it's like a diary for them #all the shit you can't say on the day job mer ai-- I mean couriersdaily?
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😎 aveyyyio reblogged couriersdaily
⚜️ odris84-blog follow
this is so fucking disrespectful... we don't know what we expected from baseborn couriers like thee but eshevis tethimar was a respected member of the tethimada whatever he ALLEGEDLY tried to do to the emperor. now he's in ulis's hands so thou shouldst really at least TRY to have some dignity and compassion
✉️ couriersdaily
#see???? #btw don't open the notes it's the archipelagar wars in there
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🫀 zhelsu-no34
Othala Celehar: h-
Me:
#prelate of ulis... a good one... looks good in the coat of office...
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🗣️ untheileneisecourtconfessions
went on a date with some random osmer and he admitted to having some tiny part in the tethimadeise conspiracy to try and impress me and idk if he was lying or not but he was pissing me off so I called the untheileneise guard on him and ate his dessert once they hauled him off lol
#plus I go to salons with the zhasan sometimes #and I think she would have snapped my head off my neck if she'd found out he said that and I did nothing
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🌽 orshansmazei reblogged amalomemes
#he comes into the sanctuary I work at and walks around in circles sometimes #he looks haggard too. poor thing 😭 #I know someone at the laundresses who is convinced he only has one coat
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