Ralph Lynn

Hey. I'm Ralph Lynn. Paris born and bred. Middle brother. Seventeen, and soon to be junior at Bristol Academy.

[ralph-lynn]

What the hell was that noise?

[cammiecrowley]

He broke my brothers door down….oh that’s hilarious.

[ralph-lynn]

Oh, duh. I keep forgetting people around here are related if they don't look like one another. Yeah, he did. We've fixed it now, though.

[olismy]

Apparently I am to expect a visitor.

[olismy]

No, it’s not.

[ralph-lynn]

Why not?

[ohsnapitz-eva]

'Sup.

Name’s Evie Montgomery. Remember the name…you’ll definitely be seeing more of me later.

[ralph-lynn]

Um...hi. It's nice to meet you? I'm Ralph. Ralph Lynn. Which Pokemon are you hoping to evolve into?

[olismy]

Apparently I am to expect a visitor.

I’d love to know how Dad found out i’m back in Miami…or how I even left to begin with. I am so not ready for this.

[olismy]

[ralph-lynn]

Your dad is coming to see you? Is that not a good thing?

[ralph-lynn]

What the hell was that noise?

[thatqfabs]

Definitely not.

[ralph-lynn]

And why not?

[lilojfc-deactivated20140716]

Surprise, bitch.

I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.

[ralph-lynn]

Um...hi. I think this is the first I'm seeing of you. What's your name?

[ralph-lynn]

What the hell was that noise?

[xfearlesswynter]

Nope, I’m not.. I didn’t say living forever, I think it’d be depressing if living forever was an option. Yes there’s an arcade! It’s like five minutes or so away!

[ralph-lynn]

Yeah, me too. Especially once everyone else had died. Plus, you'd probably get imprisoned by the government and experimented on once they found out you were immortal. No way! I love arcades. Will you show me where one day? 

[norahhjones]

But… That’s not what mermaids look like! 

[ralph-lynn]

How do you know?

[ralph-lynn]

What the hell was that noise?

[mrs-sarahsmythe]

That’s scary!

[ralph-lynn]

Once my heart starting beating again, it was just confusing. Hey, I learned how to fix a door. That's something.

[ralph-lynn]

What the hell was that noise?

[casperthefriendlyanderson-blog]

Where are that there are exploding things? 

[ralph-lynn]

Sorry?

[daniel---evans-deactivated20150]

Of course! I am never rude.

I also found out Ralph is a real bookworm. Does that make you the cool one?

[ralph-lynn]

Hey! I can see this, you know. I'm so the cool one, and you know it.

[casslyyn-deactivated20140713]

Well of course, I suppose that’s a good point. I think we could, but we definitely do need to clean up our act, especially with a team like Germany against us. Speaking in Football terms.

[ralph-lynn]

I love how Eurovision comes around and all of Europe are happy friends, and now that the World Cup is back, everyone basically wants to murder each other. It's so funny. Who do you think will win?

[ralph-lynn]

What the hell was that noise?

[cammiecrowley]

Pretty much. It won’t be all that awkward, other then the accent you blend in perfectly. Who’s door was it anyways?

[ralph-lynn]

Laser Puckerman's?

[a-karofsky-blog]

I have to admit it feels weird to be back.

[ralph-lynn]

You were here before? I'm pretty new around here, so I probably missed you the first time. I'm Ralph Lynn! What's your name?

[casslyyn-deactivated20140713]

You’re quite entertaining you know that? You can support Rugby, and while I see what you mean, I prefer that over Rugby, so you and I are divided. However, I’m sure the french team will appreciate your ‘support’.

[ralph-lynn]

I figured that I was, but it's always nice to hear people say it. I'll support the rugby, you support the football...we'll be covered from two out of a few dozen angles. Do you think we can win?

[ralph-lynn]

What the hell was that noise?

[xfearlesswynter]

That sounds like something I’d plan, but I’d rather not die at all acutally. That would definitely ruin that plan. There’s an arcade which is awesome to hangout at. How so? Having friends is the easiest thing for me somehow.

[ralph-lynn]

See, I'm okay with dying, as long as it's peaceful and I'm old. Who wants to live forever? Not me. There's an arcade? No one's told me about that! Where?

[x-grey]

[x-grey]

DM: I’m an alcoholic who used to beat my boyfriend. I’m no good.

[ralph-lynn]

DM: You used to beat your boyfriend? I didn't know that. Why?