Ralph Maynard

When I was just a baby My mama told me, "Son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns."

[ralphmaynard]

Take Your Pick

Finally it’s finished. I will now be roleplaying from this blog. So come poke around and let me know if anyone peaks your interest. Starters will be worked on tomorrow sometime after work, just let me know who you want. 

[ralphmaynard]

Take Your Pick

Finally it’s finished. I will now be roleplaying from this blog. So come poke around and let me know if anyone peaks your interest. Starters will be worked on tomorrow sometime after work, just let me know who you want. 

[ralphmaynard]

Take Your Pick

Finally it’s finished. I will now be roleplaying from this blog. So come poke around and let me know if anyone peaks your interest. Starters will be worked on tomorrow sometime after work, just let me know who you want. 

[ralphmaynard]

Take Your Pick

Finally it’s finished. I will now be roleplaying from this blog. So come poke around and let me know if anyone peaks your interest. Starters will be worked on tomorrow sometime after work, just let me know who you want. 

[ralphmaynard]

theoriginalbloodcountess, sunnydalesmostwanted

[ralphmaynard]

Quick announcement: 

After giving it much thought and seeing how successful it’s been for other people. I am going to be moving Ralph onto a multi-muse blog with a bunch of my old, neglected muses and even a couple new ones who are and have been demanding attention. 

I am currently working on that page and will follow from there and post the link when it’s done. 

Threads will be continued from there once I get it all set up, which knowing me will take a couple days so yeah... 

[friendlyneighborhoodsoultaker-d]

....

[sunnydalesmostwanted-deactivate]

Dylan smirked a bit as he neared him again. When he was only a step or two away from him, he stopped. He brought his arms out to his sides, lifting them up. As he did, the shadows on the ground grew and began to lift from the ground and surround Ralph. “Might wanna reconsider.”

[ralphmaynard]

As the shadows grew so did the panic swelling in his chest. He turned every which way to try to get out of that ring of darkness, the mere thought of being trapped in it enough to break all his resolve. “Alrightalrightalright... just.. fucking stop.” 

[hot-dudes-and-tattoos]

@bodymark

[actualdogvines]

[jaimejustelaphoto]

[kellenvincent-blog]

-stares at with his dangerous eyes-

………………………. What did I do?

[kellenvincent-blog]

Smolder? -Questioned, the squinting still making him feel like he was in trouble, a restless shift from one foot to the other.- 

[ralphmaynard]

He laughed to ease the tension. “Uh.. yeah?” He ended up squinting more, face scrunched up with confusion. “Are you okay? Usually you get all drooly when I look at you like that.”

[jkvdtsar]

[crossyoursevens-archive-deactiv]

Cats || Jack & Ralph

"Cats." He confirmed, placing his own hands behind his head to make more room for the other man as he flopped down next to him. A belch followed his words, hand dipping down to unceremoniously scratch at his stomach. Jack snickered, nose wrinkling at the description, "Fuck no. I’d jump about ten feet in the air if one of those things brushed against me at night. Kinda like I do with you already."

[ralphmaynard]

His head lolled to the side, eyes rolling into a glare. “Oh yeah?” He kicked his foot out, intending to hit Jack but his aim was off—height difference also a factor—and he hit the leg of the coffee table instead. Pain shot up his foot, making him curse as he clutched it in his hands, big toe throbbing. “Ow! Owowow fffucking shit.” Loosing a pathetic groan, he rolled over onto his side into Jack.

[godshonest]

He jumped to his feet at the mention of food, not one bit tired, “YES. Oh gods, I’m starving. What’s open right now? McDonald’s?” He’s already reaching for his wallet.

[ralphmaynard]

Oh his mind wasn’t ready for this much activity and he jumped at the guy’s sudden movement. He blinked a few times and started to get up, holding his hand out for help. “Think so... how late is it? Think the drive thru’s open all night.”

[bymichaelji]

[waybad]

MONDAY, APRIL 6th, 2015

Don’t be lame when you’re dead.

[straightboyfriend]

[ralphmaynard]

crossyoursevens, Jack when he’s drunk.. hell, Jack when he’s sober