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Unwell in 8pt font.

[animentality]

[st-hedge]

what a beautiful, beautiful phrase

[figurelifeflirt]

Sheriff Country season 1 episode 14 Show Of Force

I know we were supposed to find Hank Iglecias(I might've spelled that wrong) annoying but this is the most personality I've seen from him since the show started. He was adorable!

I know it seems like Zoey will end up dead but I really hope she's not.

The silhouette of the killer that we got when they tazed Cassidy. It looks like a woman. That would be so cool.

[ofspacecrafts]

I’m already too anxious this week to even think about watching Will Trent.

[ofspacecrafts]

So… Punch is the real killer, right ?

[dorasolo]

I was just thinking how sad it was that Dana, who is obviously very close to Robby, didn’t even know about Robby’s mother. How very alone Robby must be.

[thelaurenshippen]

love being a "for all mankind" fan. tv show that costs twenty bajillion doll hairs a season and has negative viewership but keeps putting new seasons out. maybe one of the best tv shows of the last 10 years. you've never heard of it

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[sweetteaa19]

Canon: Am I joke to you?

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[starsndaggers]

canon : no this rivalry with obvious homoerotic tension does not mean that they are gay

fanfic : erm actshually your honor they are very gay and in love

[tired-shipper]

canon : very much alive & living happily

fanfic : hahaha no. DEAD.

[flowersdontgrowl]

canon: dead and apart for many many many years

Fanfic: fuck are you talking about theyre alive and getting married lmao

[possibly-evil]

cannon: these characters aren’t even in the same show

fanfic: i never gave a fuck

[littlespoonevan]

I want a fic where the hr universe has its own gay hockey show called break the ice or something and it takes the internet by storm so suddenly games and practices are being infiltrated by social media managers trying to get the players to say if they’ve watched it or who on the team they’d cast in the show and fans of the show who are also hockey rpfers are talking about the main couple of the show being like ‘this is hollanov if u squint’ and Ilya is having the time of his life bc he thinks it’s the best show he’s ever seen in his entire life and Shane is having 1000 mini heart attacks every day bc he legitimately believes someone has figured out he and Ilya are dating and decided to make a tv show about it and of all the ways he thought he could end up getting outed this was never on the spreadsheet

[littlespoonevan]

the writers of break the ice reach out to rose about playing one of the character's beards for a few eps and when shane finds out he demands yuna hire a private investigator to see if he's being followed

[littlespoonevan]

the real plot twist is that the characters in the show lowkey look like hayden and cliff so this starts this big, long-running joke that hayden and marleau are in a secret relationship and hayden and marleau - who know the Truth(tm) - are like 'guys this is great we can take the heat off you two' and ilya doesn't care bc it means he can call hayden pike ugly to the press and be like 'um no my handsome, funny, smart friend is MUCH too good for hayden pike' meanwhile shane is lowkey and irrationally FURIOUS bc what the FUCK do you mean people are calling hayden and marley Cute when he and ilya are right fucking there?!?!?!?!?

[girlstressed]

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

[parkchanwoohoo]

[loveandlegacy]

as a rule it's always more interesting when two people who know each other outlive a third person that they both loved and then their relationship becomes So Much Weirder and more emotionally fraught, entangled, and charged when that third person dies

[livesuffer]

sorry about all the mean things i said when i was right

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[tall]

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck