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@ramen-reddie
“why does that character have to be queer?”
why not?
“why does that character have to be trans?”
why not?
“why does that character have to be a poc?”
why not?
this post is making straight cis white ppl angry keep reblogging it
Another good response along with “Why not?” - “As opposed to?”
Just watch them try not to say ‘normal’, JUST WATCH THEM.
doing laundry? fine, even fun. putting laundry away? terrible. worst chore. wretched way to spend time.
no putting laundry away we live out of the basket like men
clothes have no gender
Richie, jokingly: I bet Big Bill can show us a good time ;) Bill, sweating: *flashing back to Stan fucking him and making him come multiple times* I... yes... I am.... dom
THIS IS SO CANON I CAN BARELY STAND IT
okay but imagine: stenbrough but one of them finds the other’s nsfw blog
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHEADCANONS
Keep reading
NSFW HC in which Richie gets a tongue ring and Eddie is like SWOOOOOOOON😍 ‘Pls eat my ass’
somehow Richie actually manages to keep it a secret from Eddie? Like he does this the day Eddie leaves to see his mother for a week and after Richie begged that he not go, Eddie kisses him all over to get Richie all soft and sweet and happy before he’s grabbing his suit case and holding out the door so that Richie won’t stop him (Richie usually chases him down, picks him up, and walks back into his house)So the moment Eddie leaves, Richie usually thinks of stupid things to do. Last time Eddie left he got a tattoo on his shoulder of little lines that represented indented teeth, trying to portray a bite mark just below his collar bones, with the words “bite here” right beside it. Eddie hates it but he’s constantly biting and sucking marks there.
Another time, Richie got his ears pierced. Because Eddie told him not to do something stupid. So he got his ears pierced. Eddie loves them, actually. Bought him some studs that make Richie look really fuckable too.
So a tongue piercing he got. He left a good five minutes after Eddies taxi drove away, dragging Stanley with him. He didn’t know his tongue would swell up and he didn’t know it would hurt that fucking badly.
So Richie got a tongue piercing. And let’s say for the sake of this little headcanon-esque thing, it takes a few days to get the swelling to go down and it takes a week to actually heal. So Eddies coming back home and he’s all smiles because his boyfriend looks just the same as how he’d left him. He’d walk up to Richie and place his hands on his chest, then slowly start patting him down curiously. “No tattoos or anything, right?” Richie would press a kiss to Eddies cheeks and try to hold back a grin, “why don’t ‘cha find out, baby?”
And Eddie would be hungry for his lovers cum, so the greeting would be cut short because Eddie would be shoving a cackling Richie up the stairs while dropping his stuff by their door.
Richie would press quick, chaste kisses to Eddies lips while Eddie would whine loudly, trying to bite at Richie’s lips and press his tongue between his teeth. And Richie would just pull his shirt off, and drag Eddies jeans down his beautiful legs, lastly pull off his boxers while Eddie shyly pulled his shirt down to cover himself up. “Like a virgin,” Richie would mumble, dropping down to press a soft kiss to the underside of his cock, then between his thighs, then against his hole. “Guess what, baby?”
And Eddie would look down at him with a lazy smile. And Richie would grin so wide, all teeth. And he would let his tongue open and Eddie would look at the metal ball on his tongue, “richie—“ and Richie would dive down and immediately start tonguing against that ring of muscle that has Eddie jolting up and gasping so fast. And he would get on with it really fast too, letting the metal poke and prod at Eddies hole while Eddie whimpers and squirms and just writhes underneath Richie.
And Richie would sit up and start sucking him off nice and quick afterward, letting his tongue swipe greedily against the head while the taste of precum hits him. And Eddie just feels like jelly as he ruts into Richie’s mouth until he cums.
“You really got a tongue piercing.”“I think it takes a month to heal.., and I just drank your cum. D’ya think it’s gonna get infected.”“Dammit Richie.”
WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
For those who havent heard yet: Paris Hilton was pranked into thinking her plane was crashing and that she was going to fucking die. If you ask me ‘prank’ is the wrong fucking vocab here. This is a forced near death experience with potential emotional trauma following. Yet she has to laugh it off as a public person / selfmade brand/entrepreneur. This shit can scar you for life. I wouldve fucking lost it.
If you ever think about pulling of this kind of horribly disgusting bullshit, do us all a favor and reevaluate the choices you make in life. Grow the fuck up.
This is disgusting.
Good.
I hear the audio clip from it. She was so fucking terrified and when they told her it was a prank the first thing she asked was if the guy who had “jumped” was okay or not.
She deserves to sue.
Prank shows should be about making people fucking laugh at the prank
Good prank: when those people turned their roommate’s bedroom into a storage closet while he was away
Bad pranks: when Mariah Carey was convinced she knocked over a 200 foot Christmas tree and ruined hundreds of kids’ Christmas presents
Also this isn’t even a prank it’s just abuse. People need to learn the difference between pranks and abuse.
Fucking disgusting
Do they ever do this shit to men, or just to women?
Omg i love her! Nooooo
Yeah no they only do this to women, because terrorizing us is funny to them
this reminds me🤔
men love seeing women suffer, nothing new
Why do men think hurting women is funny
There was one where a man made his wife think he threw their son over the banister to the next storey
males looooooove female suffering, i mean porn
I was at the library the other day, and my daughter was playing at the Art Table with two other girls. One of the little girls’ mother was near by and said “Aren’t you girls good little artists!”
And the third girl perked up and said “My dad’s an artist!”
The woman smiled indulgently and says “Oh really, what kind?”
The little girl proudly told her “He’s a tattoo artist.”
And the woman. Oh man. Her face just twists, crumples into something nothing short of disdain, and she opens her mouth and says “That’s not…”
“An easy job,” I cut in, looking the woman in the face because really? You’re going to tell a child her dad’s not a real artist. “In fact it’s very very hard, because that art is alive forever on a person, not like on paper. And that’s scary! You have to be really good, to be a tattoo artist. Your dad must be really, really good.”
what kind of person could just try and crush a little kid like that? goddamn.
Do people not realize that tattoo artists have to know how to draw really well and produce straight precise lines on a moving canvas, and make the right color selection and know how to blend those colors and do proper shading, and a million other art things and no single client/canvas is the same and they have to adjust based on the pigment of the skin and where the person wants the tattoo?! What the hell
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
get away
BEGONE PEDOS!
straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic
okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe
and i have to apologise
i’ve seen the error of my ways
straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’
straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying
I will reblog this every time I see it posted
*sees two women on tv*
uh huh.
yup.
lesbians.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
YALL I’M CRYING WTF THE SCREAMS AT THE END
This is the best Lance content we’ve gotten in 7 whole seasons.
things that exist but you can’t see:
people thinking about you and smiling
flowers growing in your heart
the moon’s affection for you
how much you’ve healed already
a lovely future written in the stars
bob trying to make a conversation with will for the first time: hey buddy do you have a girlfriend yet? haha
will:
