my cat is an asshole

hair, nerdy things, paranormal, cats, idk

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[kunou78]

You see, there used to be a time (not all that long ago) when being offline was the default. And going online was the rare and wonderful thing that we (briefly) enjoyed.

It even came with happy modem noises.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They weren't happy noises.

[mistakenot4892]

They were polite and reasonable noises! The sound of protocol being followed! Negotiation and compromise!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The box would scream

[anxietyproblem]

[teathattast]

[anxietyproblem]

[thoughtstherapy]

[danceswithratstoo]

This deserves a reblog!

[kaynshadow561]

That last one is very helpful

[max1461]

Enlightened centrist country whose constitution guarantees 1/3 of the seats in parliament to the communist party and 1/3 to the monarchist party

[max1461]

All legislation has to pass in the lower house (proportionally representative), the upper house (all seats held by the hereditary aristocracy), the politburo, be signed by the president and the prime minister and pass in a ballot measure

[max1461]

Private businesses compete in a market economy with state-owned enterprises and feudal manors in system known as "socialism with medieval characteristics"

[max1461]

Special electorates guarantee equal representation of men, women, Maronite Christians, Shi'a Muslims, Sunni Muslims, and Māori at all levels of government

[max1461]

While anti-discrimination laws make it illegal to refuse a wedding cake to a gay couple, strong stand your grounds laws make it permissible to shoot them upon entry

[max1461]

Controversial legislation passed in the 1990s to end the violence and broker a peace deal between the warring NIMBY and YIMBY factions enshrined the special rights of HOAs in the constitution while at the same time eliminating the majority of the fire code

[max1461]

All AI research is banned over safety concerns, except AI art, which is used to fund a government subsidy for fanfic authors

[max1461]

They really do make all the STEM majors take a humanities class

[max1461]

The Genesis and Super Nintendo were sold as bundle

[max1461]

They use cryptocurrency backed by the gold standard

[max1461]

All signs and official documents must have translations in English, Quebecois, Irish, Welsh, the 22 scheduled languages, and Romansh, and be written using only the jōyō kanji.

[max1461]

Under the "one country, four systems" policy, special autonomous status is given to the break away regions of East Kurdistan, West Papua, and the Principality of Sealand

[max1461]

Debate raged between the "free the nipple" movement and conservative Muslims over the place of head coverings in public affairs; in a compromise, women would be required to go topless in government buildings while men would be required to wear head coverings in their stead

[max1461]

A controversial new bathroom bill introduced separate toilets for black and white transgender individuals

[max1461]

Recent legislation has introduced a switch from the Gregorian calendar to the Mayan calendar round. While local governors will still be required to spend every other year in the capital, officials have announced that the five nameless days will be reserved for golf course visits

[prettypinkpansy]

rare vent art from a few months ago

[queer-and-longing]

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

[saint-yaint]

This is the thing!

[cal-is-a-cuddlefish]

[meepmoopmaap]

[neil-gaiman]

You remember how I told everyone the plot of Season 2 before it aired?

(Everyone tries to remember and then shakes their heads.)

That's right. I didn't. I spent several years going "wait and see". And you waited and you saw.

I'm not going to reveal any of the plot of Season 3, either. So there's really no point in asking me to make things happen, or to tell me what you do or you don't want to happen. I'm not going to.

[anxietyproblem]

[staffs-secret-blog]

Remember when this site was good? Me neither, but I certainly remeMBER A TIME WHEN IT WAS BETTER THAN THIS!!

This is a trick question, tumblr has never been better than it was before

[staffs-secret-blog]

I remember a time when it was better before now. Give me back the fucking pfps

[justfeysand]

“I am the dark lord, who stole away the bride of spring. I am a demon, and a nightmare, and I will meet a bad end. He is the golden prince—the hero who will get to keep you as his reward for not dying of stupidity and arrogance.” -ACOMAF, Chapter 43.

art by sajrafox

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you gave a squid a tattoo, would it be like tattooing a human with their own blood?

[1st-1]

[pdlcomics]

had a thought

[staffs-secret-blog]

Every day I learn of new unique gimmick blogs on tumblr

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

[staffs-secret-blog]

Post cancelled

[pdlcomics]

my friends

[anxietyproblem]