Sex Yeah

Stressed, Obsessed, Lonely, Depressed.

[ramonasxflowers]

theghostofbasilhallward

when will my maddy ever return from the war

[xyle]

*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

[strangeanduncanny]

I think you mean subconsciously

[xyle]

no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life

[you-and-me-divine]

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

[effington]

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

[ravenzoe]

THIS IS EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER HOPE FOR

[spacebats]

Oh fucking shit

[ryley-stbatman-deactivated20230]

Dear Mary Mother of Christ Above this is incredible.

[ugetwhatuget]

I wasn’t ready for my life to peak this early on.

[halloweenskellington]

[1-800-paradise-deactivated20150]

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

SQUUUUUUAAAAAADDDDDD

[howtobeafuckinglady]

please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is 

[khymeira]

What a time to be alive

[lydiapuff-deactivated20130214]

today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table

ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)

and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air

like you can think i’m lying, i would, but

[sleepcastiel]

ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

[samspuppy-deactivated20160801]

This scares me.

[michaxl]

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

[svelte-soucriant]

WOWOWOWOOWOWOwoowweoowowiewowWOW

[thisispawnee]

wait a minute

[sneakymedulla]

actually, no. don’t wait a minute. i will accept this. i would just clear the bullshit-factory from my mind, get sussed out, constantly have my shit together in every situation, and charged my entire being with creativity and awareness.

i am so down with this~

[omnicat]

Yes please.

[fenrir-kin]

No more depression. No more anxiety. No more losing my temper at stupid shit. No more crippling fear for the future… None of it. 

[40niyr-deactivated20140611]

You guys don’t think big enough.

Feeling motivated and pumped 24/7. Conscious access to your pattern-matching faculties and muscle and generic memory. Splinter your hemispheres and delegate different tasks for improved multi-tasking. Whatever it is you’re doing, from rocket science to playing Starcraft for a living, you’d be dominating the field in a decade.

[tycoondashie-deactivated2014011]

not big enough. with 100% brain power you can learn anything much faster than anyone on earth and master it at a record pace, you could out program entire companies, out smart geniuses, never sleep as you can rest your brain in phases become the all powerful being.

[promiseofahero]

every post on this site always ends with world domination has anyone noticed that

[audidas-deactivated20140818]

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

[oate]

7 million

[biphoenix]

in the earth

[tehrisa]

free them

[altarofbrownman]

THE FANS OF AH

TUMBLR

WE ALL LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH OH MY GOD

RT WEBSITE

*A few comments saying they appreciate them for everything they do etc*

YOUTUBE

BITCH BITCH MOAN MOAN MATT JEREMY LINDSAY KDIN MOAN BITCH MOAN BRING BACK OLD THINGS FROM WHEN I DIDN’T EVEN WATCH IT BLAHBLAH BANDWAGON SHIT BLAH BITCH MOAN

[ueeyasu]

the joke

don’t want to look at armor again for a while hahahaaa

[crimsonliutenitsa]

The day after they moved in, Coraline went exploring.

[melancolua]

[kiei-blog-blog]

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

[weird-amphibious-dolphin-deacti]

This was a ride from beginning to end

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

This was so entertaining to watch

[feraligatr]

remember when the youtube app looked like this reblog if ur a tru 90s kid

[melancholypat]

youtube was established in the early 2000s. and the first iphone to have that app was released in 2007.

[feraligatr]

reblog if ur a tru 90s kid

[markenpliers]

rooster teeth meme [2/33] favourite rt female - lindsay jones

The wedding’s over, but I’m still having stress dreams. Last night I dreamt that no one came except @GavinFree & a friend from high school.