The Underdark

"The difference between angels and demons largely depends on where you're standing…"

[shencomix]

[sticksthestrangeone]

Small happy things

Sliding on hard floors in socks

Holding a hot drink on a cold day

On a hot day, filling a cup with ice and breathing into it - you can smell the cold

Lighting a candle and watching it burn

Standing at the edge of shelter and watching rain fall right in front of you

Finding an old book, opening to a random page and smelling it

Warm milk late at night

Glow in the dark stars on a ceiling at night

Fairy lights at night

Ukulele playing with stormy sounds in the background

Listening to storms

Making a microwave mug cake and eating it, knowing that you are capable of creating something with your own hands that is good and has a purpose

Finding out last minute that its a long weekend and you have a whole extra day free of school/work to do anything

The complete peace and silence of being underwater

Wearing comfy hoodies/ jumpers that are several sizes too big

The smell of baking cookies

Running in the rain and staying at the perfect temperature because as you heat up, the rain cools you down

Standing on a high place in the wind and feeling like you could fly

[samezukas-deactivated20171227]

stop normalizing behavior

what behavior

[hueno-deactivated20171120]

behavior

[samezukas-deactivated20171227]

ok damn im sorry

[sindri42]

If you do things fuck you

[shabbytigers]

I am an adult and do not want protection from adult content

[raspberryprince]

i am STILL HORNY in the middle of a pandemic. the grind never stops

[weexposingthem-blog]

[yungmcflyguy-deactivated2022041]

Ya’ damn skippy!!

[beezysbizness]

Lol

[supremethickness-deactivated201]

With many testimonials to validate!

[tweekn4afreakn]

Absolutely

[girlslovebiglongcock-deactivate]

Where my head would stay if it were possible

[cungadero]

ive binged like ~14 hours of resident evil lore videos over the past few days and i feel like im on the verge of some kind of severe mental break scenario

[cungadero]

male narrator in a completely flat voice: umbrella kidnapped a bunch of specifically 18-24 year old males and sawed their skulls open without anesthesia. this was to extract brain juices only produced during moments of high stress and fear which is necessary for the mass-production of tyrants. while this was occurring, leon s. kennedy was in new mexico fighting bat people

me doing the dishes:

[mothcub]

[samezukas-deactivated20171227]

stop normalizing behavior

what behavior

[hueno-deactivated20171120]

behavior

[samezukas-deactivated20171227]

ok damn im sorry

[sindri42]

If you do things fuck you

[hellonearthiii]

Name a more iconic duo

[dankmemeuniversity]

[devilcroc]

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

[sindri42]

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

[such-justice-wow]

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

[honeyartz]

💘💘💘

[rampageqmdh]

Basically just go follow this account. I love this so much.

[honeyartz]

Here’s Punky’s design update!

[honeyartz]

Jacky and Bon Bon updated designs! 

[warpedlamp]

Me before having sex with my beautiful girlfriend

Me: *removes my clown nose*

Me: *removes my clown wig*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief *

Me: *removes my silk ha-

[rampageqmdh]

Clown life, y’all.

[honeyartz]

A vampire clown named Maroon