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technically an update, fuck you

yo check out this sick grammar I just made up

respond whenever you realize i'm right kthx

Next thing you know mick jagger is going to be offended and make it clear that diet coke never just appeared in his hand like

i was wondering if I could withdrawl all my funds and use them to hire a hitman

you opened this can of worms now lie in it

THESE WOMEN NEED BRAS

Feel free to stick the mic in your face

if i get shot at a target, it's bc i'm at work... and at that point i'd welcome death

the only thing this is telling me is that i SHOULD in fact start a cult

hello nak of america,

I created this hell I am the demon who rules it

stop pissing into clouds

Nap time with massive peaches??? Best

no you misunderstand, I'm only to blame for the first one. the second one is too good for me

skype has finally done something good and kept your mom from bothering you

your mom forwards her port

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