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alleesaur

Message to my teammates:

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

alleesaur

[ Artfight 2025 ] [3]

The Goose Prince (and Stolen Sandwich)

for @/ampersandthewiz

johnny-depp-is-loved

what is this genre of photos called

fexalted

[image description: 11 photos of various cats trying their hardest to steal a bite of human foods, while their humans hold them back by grabbing their heads, causing them to have funny stretched faces and bug eyes.]

depsidase

64mpg

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

64mpg

the target audience of all of my posts is me

pipistrellus

when ppl act like leaving gifts for fairies is to get the fairies’ attention so they’ll be kind to you~~ when really leaving gifts for fairies is the supernatural equivalent of a mafia protection racket

hellenhighwater

gotta pay off the Mab

koobiie

yeah i like project hail mary a normal amount <- guy who watched the movie and cried 15+ separate times

strawberries-cherries

People who comment on old fics deserve a special place in heaven

asterein

Time has frozen, as days bleed into one another.

alleesaur

blood puppet

alleesaur

catboy fishing hours

whimsywandering

if you're having a bad day

just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract

whimsywandering

I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.”

The urology resident said, “Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.”

whimsywandering

It’s been like 5 days since this happened and I’m just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says “hey! Glue any penises shut lately??” And keeps on walking

THEN ALL MY COWORKERS WERE LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way