Geek Palace

Female, 26, US, lesbian and lover of pizza, music, fandom stuff, Youtube stuff, and random other shit. Have too many OTP'S to count, mostly femslash. Hope you enjoy my own special brand of weirdness.

[fallenrosepettals]

Two Queens

Prints

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

[motherofdrgon]

[justthesillies]

Right.

[yorkshireteauk]

Kate finds out that board members of bishop security are trying to strong arm Kate into opening an AI division and before she can even say anything, yelena has left the house with a bag that looks suspiciously similar to the custom weapons bag that yelena just bought

[mailenskygirl]

[ajokewemade-finrodsfriend]

All credit goes to the creator @peterparkerxox

[mustyoudothat]

Yelena: quick! Kate Bishop - pretend to be straight!

Kate: uh… boobs.

Yelena:

Kate: wait, I got it, um, women

Yelena:

Kate: damn it

[esperastraa]

[skulbo]

the type of bullshit yelena’s probably doing

[yorkshireteauk]

Yelena writes a letter to zohran mamdani complaining about how she hasn’t had to “pay him a visit” yet since he isn’t corrupt and Kate points out that maybe she shouldn’t sign it using her actual name lest they investigate her.

Yelena, only naturally, signs it using Kate’s name

[mailenskygirl]

The kids waiting the bus

[noodlesfandoms]

Wednesday: I just got banned from donating blood :(

Enid: Oh why?

Wednesday: They just ask so many questions. "WhOs BLoOd Is iT? WhY Is iT iN a BuCkEt? WhY dO yOu hAve sO mUcH? WhEre DiD YoU GeT It FrOm?" It never ends

Wednesday: And then they called the police on me. I just don't understand the state of the medical system. You donate one kidney they call you a hero. You donate ten and they call you a monster. I just don't get it.

based on this post

[achromatophoric]

Enid: *playfully* Hey, Wends, if I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Wednesday: I would.

Enid: R-Really? Then, um, you have a nice body!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Grab your coat and follow me.

Enid: What? Why?? It’s August!

Wednesday: Precisely. As Uncle Fester would say, “you want a body nice, gotta keep it on ice”.

Enid: ☹️

[rotund-squirrelmeister]

no hang on can we back the fuck up and talk about wenclair again. i’m not entirely sure i’m over that yet now that i think about it

[achromatophoric]

Bianca: I’ve been meaning to ask, why were you giving Agnes the stink eye after the gala?

Wednesday: *stiffens* I did no such thing.

Bianca: *suspicious squint*

Bianca: You wanted to be the one to spin Enid around like a floofy cream-colored Victorian starfish, didn’t you?

Wednesday: The honor should have been MINE.

[achromatophoric]

At the Addams family manor, after retrieving a mostly feral Enid from the Canadian wilderness.

Wednesday: Enid.

Wolf Enid: 🐺❓

Wednesday: Enid.

Wolf Enid: 🐺❗️

Wednesday: ENID.

Wolf Enid: *plaintive whine*

Wednesday: *pauses to take a calming breath*

Wednesday: Enid, I understand that you have been deprived of human contact for months and desire proximity to your chosen packmate.

Wednesday: I am also aware that you may be feeling overly protective, considering our numerous brushes with death during our return journey.

Wednesday: That said, I must remind you that this is my home, and thus YOUR home. I guarantee you that there is no safer place for us amongst the living—

Wednesday: —so please GET UP and cease blocking my bathroom door like a one-thousand-pound doorstop with separation anxiety!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: …Enid?

Wednesday: *presses an ear to the door and listens*

Wolf Enid: 🐺💤

Wednesday: 🤦‍♀️