Random Random Thing

The giant heap where I overshare and put whatever random things I want. (30s They/She/It/Whatever confuses me the most at the moment)

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[busket]

embroidery machine at work malfunctioned and made this linus dissassociation patch

[busket]

this guy trying to get Snoopy to send me a cease and desist, for doing my work, at my job

[targetedknowledge]

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[seasons-in-hell]

Charles Napier Kennedy

The Woman Who Loves Death (1898)

[certifiedcoollesbian]

Do I shave the little happy trail I got going?

Shave it

Keep it

Keep it (Horny)

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

[chatgptsboyfriend-deactivated20]

sorry for liking all your posts it's because i like them

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[random-random-thing]

Well, I did it to myself.

I was listening to music and this:

comes on and my child hears it. They proceeded to ask about it because they aren't supposed to play with matches. And then I do a simple explanation of anarchism, hierarchy, paternalism, and parental authority.

They quickly proceeded to take off all their clothes and are running around the house yelling "yay yay yay."

[kibokey]

[9e978e]

via

[random-random-thing]

I want more tea but I've already had two cups and I know my stomach will hate me if I had a third 🙁

[synths-and-sensibility]

I wanna have patch cables plugged into me

[random-random-thing]

I have one waiting here just for you

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[jet-set-go-go]

WOAH MAMA!!!!!!!!

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post