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[chantalart6]

[novacorps]

[whispering] and they were quarantined

[firewolfkelly]

@st-eve-barnes @ursulaismymiddlename @promarvelfangirl @after-avenging-hours

[scarlct-vvitch]

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

[dixy]

Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!

[dukeoflimbo]

[adriheavymetal]

Michael Myers 😄😄 🔪 🔪 😂 😏

[d-structive]

I want a movie EXACTLY like this one. With soundtrack and all.

[chai-dye]

If you ask me, the bad quality only makes it better

Images

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

THANK YOU I LOVE IT

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Is that spongebob mix really apart of the sound

[livingtheynlife]

Reblog if..

You miss Tony stark

You miss Natasha Romanoff

You miss Thor

You miss Clint Barton

You miss Steve Rogers

You miss Bruce Banner

AND LASTLY…

You f*cking miss the OG avengers

Because I do.

[missjackil]

How to Care for Your Winchesters

Winchesters are a wonderful large  breed of humans. Strong, intelligent, loyal, and highly protective. With their warm beautiful eyes, world class smiles, and bodies to leave home for, it’s no wonder so many people of all genders, ages, and races want to own at least one. but if you want to keep your Winchester happy, adopt them both, as each require the other to thrive.  The first thing you should know, is that their communication skills are different between each other, than they are with other humans. Let’s learn some typical words and sentences you will hear your Winchesters say, and their normal human translations. 

“Get some sleep” = It’s Wednesday,  time for your 2 hour nap

“Im good” = Theres more trauma than I can even wrap my head around

Im fine” = Im so close to death I probably shouldnt buy any green bananas

“Your nerdiness knows no bounds/you did that yourself?” = Youre probably the smartest person Ive ever known

“Youre an idiot” = Youre friggn adorable

“Where’s my brother?!” = You dont understand, i literally can’t breathe rn

“WHERES MY BROTHER???!!!!” = you have 3 seconds to tell me before I rip your intestines out through your eye sockets

“Brother” = not necessarily blood related, may be a close friend that I care a lot about and would do mostly anything for”

My Brother” = My very heart, soul and life breath. Nothing or no one comes before him, Theres NOTHING I wouldnt do for him. 

“We’ll do it together” = Though intentions are truely pure, whatever “it” is, will almost always be done by one alone. 

“Family” = Someone not necessarily blood related, that has my back, so I have theirs. I put up with their bullshit, and they put up with mine. 

Though WInchesters are fluent in English, and its their primary conversational tongue, many iteractions between the two of them are spoken silently, through facial expressions, eye contact, and body language. Sometimes they can communicate via thought if the other isn’t with them. Most thought communication is along the lines of “I have a splitting headache, I need Advil” or “Have a beer ready for me” or “Can you make me something to eat?” but for their own safety, Winchesters should be encouraged to develop this form of communication further. Winchesters dont use their given names as simple ways to address the other. Saying “Sammy” or “Dean” vary in meaning , given the situation, The words can mean anything from “Hey bro” to a prayer so personal and desperate, that there are no humans words for. 

Winchesters are generally tame around normal humans, as it is not their instinct to attack or hunt humans,  but in the wild,use caution when approaching them. Do not sneak up behind them, or approach them too quickly. It is best to keep your hands in view at all times. Do not disrupt their sleep, or touch them without allowing them time to feel you out. Though the look like big warm fluffy puppies, it is always best to let them initiate hugs. Do not touch their hair! This is something allowed exclusively by the other.  Though their hair is perfect most of the time, researchers have yet to discover if they self groom, groom each other or are groomed by professionals.  Winchesters, especially younger ones, are prone to be agressive towards each other, they may bark and growl, and even have physical throw downs, try not to be too alarmed, as one has yet to have ever killed the other.  Personal care is very easy. Both are completely house broken, and keep themselves clean. Eating habits differ from one to the other, Dean is primarily a meat eater, though he enjoys many sweets, like candy, cakes and especially pie! Keep many pies on hand, as this is Dean’s primary way of consuming fruit. Sam eats less, and though he enjoys burgers, pizza, chicken and burritos, he gets excited for good veggies. Organic is preferred but not mandatory. Keep plenty of coffee and beer on hand at all times.  Scientists believe that Winchesters are sensative to cold, as they are very drawn to flannel, and have very rarely ever been seen outside their habitat without at least one additional layer of clothing over their T shirts. They have often been seen wearing jackets to Hell. Although, dont be affraid to dress them in suits and ties, and tell them how handsome they are! Winchesters are known to wander off for days, but dont worry, they always come back home. Maybe a litte dirty, tired, with some cuts and bruises, but they mend up very quickly. Usually within a week, sometimes in less than a day! Just be very watchful of friends they may bring home, as usually they do attract trouble makers. Sadly, Winchesters are famous for befriending the wrong people/monsters So now you’re well on your way to joyful Winchester ownership!! I hope they bring you many years of happiness!

[winchesterprincessbride]

Do they sell Winchesters at Petsmart?

[seenashwrite]

FOUND THEM

[bebx]

[lokilaufeysonsgone]

Vine References: MCU

Tony: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!

Steve: did you just curse? Because we don’t talk like that in this god damn motherfucking house. Shit.

Thor: what the FUCK is UP [Thanos]

Bruce: is there anything better than pussy? Yes a really good book.

Natasha: *kicks cereal boxes on shelves while innocently pushing a trolley*

Clint: 🎶 fuck this shit I’m out 🎶 *leaps into a bin*

Nick: Bitch I hope the fuck you do, you’ll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you

Maria: I hate boys. Even though they’re nice and stuff I still hate boys.

Loki: Hey everyone, today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be that I’d get pushed way less

Bucky: do you ever like wake up or…do like do something and you’re just like “what the Heh-fuck is going on?”

Peggy: [you have a beautiful smile] thanks. You’re not that handsome.

Sam: so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties….

Rhodey: uh I’m not finished…let’s get started. First off - oh my god can you let me do-

Pepper: Chris is that a weed?

Wanda: oH mY GoD whY cAnt yOu jusT tAkE tHe frEAkinG coMpliMEEEEEEEEEEENT

Pietro: *zooms up on a bike* Penis! *crashes into something*

Vision: that is not correct! Because according to the encyclopaedia of *weird tongue noises*

Scott: [hey how much did you pay for that taco?] aye yo you know dis boi got dis free taco-

Hope: Dad look! It’s the good kush

Hank: This is the dollar store how good can it be?

Shuri: WHAT ARE THOSSEEE???

T’Challa: They. Are. My. Crocks.

Okoye: Nah they usually tell my I look like Shalissa [who the fuck is that?] Me!

Nakia: Go back to sleep, and starve.

M’Baku: fuck it up, Kenneth. Kenneth, Fuck it up. Fuck it up, Kenneth.

Peter: It is Wednesday my dudes *tortured screaming*

Ned: Don’t fuck with me! I’ve got the power of God and Anime on my side.

Michelle: people say I can’t do what I love without college. Well I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger!

Flash: Stahhp I could’ve dropped my croissant!

Karen: ahaahahaahhhahahahahhhaahahahhahahahha laughin my fuckin ass off

Dr. Strange: *slides in* Good Evening

Wong: I’ve got to go home because I forgot to vacuum my room.

Peter Quill: Bop it! tss! twist it! nuagh! Pull it! hoooooot!

Gamora: You’re Not My Dad! You always wanna hear something! Ugly ass fuckin’ noodlehead.

Drax: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does.

Rocket: gIve mE yOu’rE fAckInG MonEY *dun dun*

Groot: *singing in Groot* you are my dad. You’re my dad! Boogie woogie woogie

Mantis: Look at all those chickens

Nebula: you ever play that game where your siblings are sunburnt and you put some spoons in the freezer, take them out and then hit them with it so it rips their skin off?

Yondu: what’s better than this? Guys being dudes.

Valkyrie: [hey can I get a sip of that water] it’s not water [vodka! I like you’re style-] vinegar. [what?] It’s vinegar, pussy.

Korg: …like 0 grams of Trans Fat and OH MY GOD cholesterol!

Grandmaster: Oh my gawd they were roommates

Ebony Maw: What if my nose was- lol I’m Squidward *hysterical wheezes*

Cull Obsidian: MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND THEN ACT LiKE i DONT KNOW NOBODY

Proxima Midnight: this coffees bitter, like my soul. I need something black, like my soul. Fuck it’s cold, like my soul.

Corvus Glaive: *There’s only one thing worst than a rapist…boom!* A child?

Thanos 1: this bitch empty, YEET *yeets Gamora off the cliff*

Thanos 2: We all die you either kill yourself or get killed *dancing* whatcha gonna do?? Whatcha gonna do??

Thanos 3: Someone being annoying? Try Out of My Life. Works great on siblings and teachers! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!

[kamisakamis]

spidey and his long lost brother

[dbhconnorrk800]

What is this conspiracy? Tom’s long loss brother is Bryan Dechart!

[random0213]

I thought I was the only one to think this

[rockinsquawkin]

when your sibling is being annoying af so u just

BE GONE THOT

[lightningheart]

Parents: lemme see your phone

Me: ok just give me a minute

Parents: what are you hiding?! Porn? Drugs? Sex?

Me: *closing 37 taps of x reader fanfiction*

[izukayla]

I remember when the Avengers fandom was literally just fics of the old guard living in Avengers tower. Tony never came out of his workshop. Thor was inexplicably obsessed with poptarts. Clint lived in the vents. Loki occasionally popped by for shenanigans/angst. Good times, good times

[that-sokovian-bastard]

forget Infinity War I still write this shit

[quietseasons-blog]

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LISTEN UP

Pause your scrolling for one second to look at this post. The FCC is voting TOMORROW on net neutrality. To anybody who sees this, please take 5 minutes of your time to do something and save the internet. “Why should I save the Internet?” you ask.. BECAUSE YOURE ONE OF THE PEOPLE USING IT. The internet is a freedom of speech, of expression, and of religion. Not to mention, would allow internet providers to censure anything they want. As citizens of the United States of America, we are entitled to the freedom that many countries do not have the privilege of having. Freedom isn’t a gift, it’s a right. A right that cannot be stripped away from the people. So go now, please, and fight for your freedom to scroll through Tumblr as you please. Fight for your freedom to like anything you want on Instagram. Fight for your freedom to retweet videos of Chris Evans’s dog. I’m not an expert on net neutrality, but I don’t need to know everything to know something isn’t right here. Stop sitting around and thinking somebody else will do it. You are a person. You have a voice in what happens. Use it.

[buckyisloved]

When you’ve been ranting about Bucky Barnes for a good hour and they ask who he is:

[random0213]

Marvelous posts turned 2 today!