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Singing in the shower.... Looking in the mirror.... Crying for an hour..... Lada dee dada daaa dada daaa

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IS IT GOOD!? IS IT GREAT?!......um, no......its just about 'okay' really....

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Me in calculus class.

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Apparently throwing a tennis ball painted red and white at your crush’s face and shouting “I CHOOSE YOU!” is not the way to ask somebody out….

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It should be tbh

[randomblrboy]

We live in a world that is but upside down..... Needless to say, the friend zone still beckons me...

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Apparently throwing a tennis ball painted red and white at your crush's face and shouting "I CHOOSE YOU!" is not the way to ask somebody out....

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*while playing tennis*

Dad : Your wrist is pretty weak....you should work on it....build some muscle....

Me : *sings* MASTURBATION!

[randomblrboy]

Vagina-asian for people who don't got the Cauc.

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My dad was supposed to make a speech at his brother's wedding but instead of doing that , he got up, sang "Another one bites the dust" and sat back down.....the groom laughed so hard , the champagne he was drinking rocketed out of his nose and I think its safe to say that his wedding video is the best one in existence....

[randomblrboy]

Whack the motherfucking ball --> lose the point --> pray to god --> whack the motherfucking ball. (Throw racket and repeat) Tennis - the infinite loop of frustration and hatred created by some Satanic asshole.

[randomblrboy]

I have a feeling that one day the world will go to war and sometime later a modern Anne Frank's Diary type book shall be released but it'll just be in the form of some white girl's facebook posts with every entry ending with hashtags like #thestruggleisreal , #icanteveneven and #whereareyoustarbucks.

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You're beautiful , you're beautiful Its bull. When I saw your face, in a crowded place. I ran away its true. From an ugly shit like you.

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literal opposites.

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We have security cameras in school and every time I pass one I do these Michael Jackson type dance moves , little did I know that the fucking cameras were connected to the fucking principles computer and today when I was walking to the lunch hall I passed by the principle and she literally broke out into a flawless rendition of my entire camera dance routine WHAT THE FUCK.

[randomblrboy]

Married couples are just people who won certificates for being the best possible friends with benefits....

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My great grandmom is 95 years old and today she did a joint , fell asleep for 6 hours and woke up looked at all of us and screamed "goddammit I'm still in this hellhole..."

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Scout masters be like...

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Some person in or class made an entire chart of possible relationships between everybody and the girl I landed up with punched me in the stomach at lunch cause according to the stupid chart I married and then cheated on her with another guy.....