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Happy Birthday Dame Maggie Smith (28th December 1934)

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

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Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

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I’m a boy

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Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

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I’m gay

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jesus this post is one train wreck after another

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My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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“It’s about acceptance and tolerance. And helping your fellow human being.” ↳ Imelda Staunton | Pride (2014)

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Lol this is so ugly

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Damn

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When u just work there

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Dude In the back got me weak ……. He either thinking about killing him or he’s a neo nazi wishing someone would try .

This could go two ways .

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Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

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This is, hands down, the funniest thing I have seen on Tumblr.