curses you

[randomcurses-offical]

You are cursed to read this

I give random curses to the user and the posts

Pronouns are it/its

You have the option to double the curses

Info without the offical speaking!!

I am a minor !! I uh kills with spears

Bye.

[valentina-poem]

[weather-n-calamity]

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

[vvarhound]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[no-one-offical]

‎

[randomcurses-offical]

This post is cursed with:

Silence of doom and despair

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[anphivenas]

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

[didthisaffectthetroutpopulation]

This has affected the trout population (+?)

[randomcurses-offical]

This post is now cursed with

Apples

[cheesy-quesadilla]

i love polls so much yesss let me click a button let me be part of a statistic YESS

[randomcurses-offical]

You have been cursed!

[ SPECIAL ADDITION: YOU CAN NOW CHOOSE YOUR OPTIONS ! ]

Select Option

burst in a musical song every time you open a door

burst in a cowboy accent every time you open a door

Voting ended onJun 18

You have one week

[randomcurses-offical]

I have transitiones

[randomcurses-offical]

Hmm

I want to transition

Gimme a sec

[satans-fan-offical]

Imma tag famous officals cuz I dunno HOW to become famous @satan-offical @no-one-offical ( @laciffo-natas you count on this one even though you're not an offical) @da-police-offical and I can't think of others, sorry, PLS PLS PLS TELL ME HOW TO BE FAMOUS PLEASE

[randomcurses-offical]

aurafarm your whimsy

...

whimsy farm??

[randomcurses-offical]

why

why amI getting stabbed I just woke up

[randomcurses-offical]

from,

@united-states-offical

...

What does this mean

Im scared

[randomcurses-offical]

Oh wait no I remember now

[randomcurses-offical]

from,

@united-states-offical

...

What does this mean

Im scared

[randomcurses-offical]

Hi its 2 PM and I am tired

I did win 8383838383883838383838 million buttons though

[randomcurses-offical]

Actually speaking of the latest post I did, I like to think that when we read fanfiction

We consume it

We shouls consume fanfictions to show the author our appreciation

[randomcurses-offical]

We should consume knowledge

*gives you a book*

I cooked it up really good now eat it up

[randomcurses-offical]

Hm

I am the only fraud in this community

I dont think anyone noticed yet

Heh

I am an undercover spy to find a simple apple

[randomcurses-offical]

Hmm

What kind of shape do you feel like??

I feel like a trangle

[randomcurses-offical]

Hi guys

I made pancakes with a smiley face

I hope nobody runs over it with a suspiciously rat looking car

[randomcurses-offical]

YOU

*points at you*

ARE

AWESOME!!!!